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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
I almost missed that.
"What the fuck?"
- God probably
The side of Jimmy Carter we seldom see...
*MNBT
"Stop being picked on at school" is arguably a worse name.
The other night I was watching a horror movie night scene and something was moving around in the dark sky behind the guy. I watched it a long long time before I figured out it was a reflection of my potato chip bag on the screen.
Ride Ruse
The new richest person should be required to buy Twitter now and this cycle should continue until none of them are rich anymore.
I stopped trying to be liked by everybody when I realized I didn't even like everybody.
HANDMADE IS BEST MADE
And my favorite...
My mother told a story about herself when she was a teenager and sewed her own white bathing suit. And the first time she got out of the pool the material had turned damn near transparent.
Barbecue is my emotional support animal.
Empathy is not a weakness.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Reflection Canyon, Utah
And...
Does it bother anyone else that the middle and right rows line up but the left does not?
And...
Jigs make all the difference.
Robot Dance by someone who knows what they are doing.
Superman
If there's a "Heaven's, no" and a "Hell, yes" then there ought to be a "Purgatory, maybe".
Kids couldn’t give two shits about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.
THINK ABOUTS
I now cringe at the things I gave my mother permission to throw away.
On more than one occasion, my father lashed us with a belt for...laughing at the table...true.
Never Forget
There are still those who haven't condemned them for trying to beat police officers to death.
Making Stuff
A sci-fi movie had a woman who never got out of bed. She just lay there the whole time.
And somehow her feet were blackened with filth.
Every movie needs a foot-clean-off guy and I volunteer.
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