SUNDAY #5191

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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GET LEARNT

ALL "FACTS" ARE *OSIT

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*As previously noted.

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SOURCE

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SOURCE

*But remember, we are building tanks, planes, and ships that the military doesn't even need and never asked for just to bring money into the districts of powerful politicians.

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Doing brain laundry by separating my thoughts into lights and darks. Left one dark thought in with the lights and ruined the whole load.

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THE NEWS: "Gas prices are at an all-time high."

ME: *hasn’t left my house in over 2 years* "Oh no."

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MOTORIZED OBJECTS OF INTEREST

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How lucky was he?

This lucky...

There seems to be a lot of that going around...

You would think they would bolt them.

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I’m getting totally fed up with people moaning about the price of things. $4.50 for coffee, $6 for a piece of cake, $9 an hour parking – always whining.

Honestly, any more complaints and I’m going to stop inviting friends to my place.

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A wet beach towel will dry in about 30 minutes in the sun or 36 weeks in a hotel room.

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PEOPLE  NOT LIKE THE REST OF US

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I once jumped off the tower intakes of a local dam.

I went in feet first and it almost blew the top of my head off.

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Guess who.

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Young Princess Diana, 1970s

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How does she keep it from coming out of her nose?

*Who does her part?

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Try to think of the most unusual thing to occur at the end of this clip.

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One cool customer...literally.

I don't think that's the first time he's had a gun pointed at him.

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I seem to remember that a man filled his property with things like that and when he died many of them were relocated.

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Hero Kid

Kudos to the kid but the woman was only about 4 feet off the ground.

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Movie Making

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It's sad that the president has to take time out of his speech to explain to adults that science is real.

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People keep mistaking my "wows" for compliments.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

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Ala-fucking-bama.

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Answers or tapeworms?

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I thought this was America!

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Get it?

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I'm sorry to keep bothering you with this but I don't have anyone else to ask. I don't get it - please help.

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Tardigrade Tax

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How clever.

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Abandon Ship

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You do realize both of those can not be true.

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