One Of My Very Own
*As a retired school teacher, I find that fucking hilarious.
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I've finished attaching all the pieces on the front of the box. I still have hours of work to do but I like it a lot.
I've positioned the box to work on the end. I've found that if I place the box upside down and tilt it I can position the pieces without them falling off and then when I'm satisfied with their location I just hit them with the old nail gun.
This was my setup all afternoon Saturday.
It's the way I multitask.
*BTW My Gamecock baseball team is going gangbusters! They have only lost two games all season and won most games by double digits.
FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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At the end of staff meetings, my principal would always ask if there were any questions. I would stand up and say, "You did such a great job explaining all that I'm sure none of us have any questions. Now, if you will excuse me..." And I would walk out of the room.
I sometimes feel that is my attitude when I just can't resist posting something political after attempting to curtail such opinionated downers.
You can't imagine how many political items I delete before posting. I really do want to brighten your day.
BTW: I think this indictment of Trump for such a trivial matter stinks. And to repeat - if Trump is ever convicted and there is anything with the punishment of jail time, Biden (or any other president) will commute his sentence. Nobody but the fanatics want an ex-President of the United States in jail.
But none of that means I'm not going to make jokes about it.
It takes a special kind of person to wake up early and still be late.
Why can't we move the clocks ahead on Friday afternoon around 4:00 PM?
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Never will I see something like this that I don't think about my novel "The Double-Yolk Egg Man".
It occurred to me the other day that I had a full-time teaching job that occupied every weekday and a mural business that occupied every weekend and holiday and yet somehow found the time to write a dozen novels and dozens of short stories. I chalk it up to my hating to be bored.
Remember this?
My rule is that if I think one rope will be enough then I use two. If I think two is enough I use three.
No word on whether it's functional.
*Days later I found these:
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*MNBT
Grandma?!
All kidding aside, the acting in that is first-rate.
Diving Birds
I wonder if there are any bigger fish that feed on them.
Liner Loser
And the guy runs with the boat - just like the idiots in movies running down the road when a car is chasing them.
1890s milkshake maker
That's why it's called a milkshake, not a milkstir.
Imagine that you've discovered the ability to time travel and you go 30 years into the future expecting to meet your future self only to discover that you have been missing for 30 years.
If doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the definition of insanity, what's the definition of practice?
GET LEARNT
It was stated that this is not all that rare.
A commenter wrote that there IS a truck route app.
I guess some truckers just like to raw dog it.
Before these become popular they need to satisfy two requirements: They must be safe and they must be a faster commute than your car.
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Animals change their behavior when there are no visitors like during covid. Among other things, they socialize more.
He died doing what he loved - making people laugh.
The Troubles
One of the stupidest conflicts I can imagine.
Car Combustion
The salesman of my Alfa Romeo cautioned me repeatedly to NEVER park the car on the foliage of any kind including grass. He said that because they were so low that they were famous for setting what was under them on fire.
When someone asks about my family, I have to decide if I should tell them the Disney or the Jerry Springer version.
When your meals arrive at the table and your wife's looks much better than yours...and you ordered the same thing.
HUMAN MENAGERIE
They need those little stickers at eye level.
I would think setting up a hoist on the roof would be cheaper, faster, and safer.
It looks like her pants got darker.
37 minutes. That's how long it would take me to go completely insane doing that.
The result of too much education?
My nephew put away his guns and switched to a bow to put some sport back into deer hunting.
Actually, it may all work out just fine when the bridge goes down and lifts the rear wheels up to road level.
"Look before you leap"...visualized.
All of you guys who have ever divorced will understand.
There are two types of children...
Hand Jive
Sex Ed
Snoop Dogg welcomed to Scotland with a bagpipe rendition of 'Still D.R.E.'
The Pier Incident
I left that an MP4 instead of converting it to a GIF just so you could hear her jaw slam into the board.
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B13: I agree. And the main male actor reminded me a lot of Burt Reynolds in his younger days.
Enjoying your box work. Keep it coming.
A5 on Trump. I'm not a fanatic and I would not only love to see Trump in jail, but also see him become some guys little Bitch. What he did to this country will never totally be undone.
It's kinda like this progressive guy I know that blames Trump for ruining his brothers life (his brother was one of those arrested and charged for Jan 6). An even more progressive came along and said it was his stupid brothers own fault for getting into shit and you can't blame Trump for his brothers bad life choices.
Anonymous-Trump uncovered all the filth in your country. Sorry it made you think or feel uncomfortable. So much of your country is like you-totally brainwashed.
Puzzle: 5
Raul
Dear Raul, I don't think it's 5.
RH
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