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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, May 20, 2023

SATURDAY #5260

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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BUS BOX


Here's the back story that I mounted on the inside of the lid:

*I was totally exhausted last night when I wrote that. I hope it makes sense.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


ON VOLUNTARY IGNORANCE

"And Viagra and guns weren't in the bible, either. But here we are."

"I know the point is to be outrageous to get interaction to drive their content higher by the algorithm but it's really hard to tell if they really are this stupid or just think we're that stupid to fall for it."

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I wish I lacked critical thinking skills. 

Y'all seem so happy.

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And...

There was, of course, an inner shoe and an outer boot. They know that. It's called trolling and far too many of us fall for shit like that.

^^A1^^

This is exactly how I feel about my life.

Think of me whenever you hear that song. And smile because I have not one regret.

^^A2^^


The absolute stupidest argument against passing sensible gun laws is that they would be worthless because criminals don't obey the law. That argument could be made for EVERY law we have. 

"No need to outlaw murder because murderers don't obey the law."

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20 years from now, the only people who will remember that you worked late will be your children.

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*Her arms akimbo really does it for me.

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Pinocchio’s nose can grow infinitely as long as he keeps lying, making him an infinite source of wood and turn, a valuable construction resource.

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ODD HUMAN BEHAVIOR


Large open containers of liquid are very dangerous for children. If that slip and go in head first it could mean death.

^^B1^^

I had a friend in middle school who used to sneak around and put sugar (I still don't know why he used sugar) in the gas tanks of teachers he didn't like. My mother told me not to hang out with him because he was going to jail one day. 

And he eventually did.

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Oklahoma has so many level straight roads that illegal drag races were a weekend event for teenagers.

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I've trusted people to do that for me...but very few.

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23 years later, we still don’t know who let the dogs out.

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I heard that the song was about ugly girls at a bar.

^^B5^^

I always hated it when that happened to me. 

Italian consuls' daughters are the worse.

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*I haven't a clue.

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*Verification Requested

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They were convicted and will serve hardtime and Donald Trump is pocketing the money donated to aid in their defense. They need to wake up - or get woke - to the injustice.

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Dolly

^^B12^^

"Show the Pain Harold" Makes A Movie

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Panic Button

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WATCH THIS

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People someday will not have a box of photos of their childhood because of smartphones.

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At age thirty you have spent a month having birthdays.

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PLACES


Incoming

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Something something rabbit hand grenade...

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I would like to thank every educated sumbitch who had anything to do with bringing me that photo. 

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Another image that is about as old as the internet.

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It is awe inspiring.

^^C9^^

Berlin 1945

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Sci-fi authors were always assuming we will get AI before we get proper synthesized human voice output.

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There is a person in charge of blurring every shot of the show Naked and Afraid.

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THINGS


The resemblance is uncanny...

^^D1^^

Speaking of...

^^D2^^

It's like a Rosetta Stone.

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When I remodeled my bathroom I found that exact same thing.

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"Truth is Beauty" by Marco Cochrane

And it is anatomically correct...

^^D6^^

I always thought it was bigger than that.

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^^D8^^

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I think the word is svelte.

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No truer words have ever been written.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

C2
The sand was to cover manhole covers, grates, and other metal objects in the road so the horses didn't slip.

Nothing to do with potholes

Ralph Henry said...

Dear C2 Anon, Thank you. I stand corrected.
RH

Anonymous said...

B12 Our favorite Dolly moment.
And thanks for the historical items today. Powerful

MIKE HARRIS said...

Back to being the best daily blog.Excellent column. I also see from your last message on "electoral outcomes" that you're beginning to see the light about Demmocrat swindlers...

Burgervan said...

PUZZLE TIME: Well in that case.

Anonymous said...

LoL, to think all those perfectly shaped sand coverings were potholes...

Anonymous said...

^^C3^^
It's but a flesh wound.

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