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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, July 28, 2023

FRIDAY #5329

One Of My Very Own

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


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^^A2^^

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There are many memes featuring this lady. I don't know what it's about but these are rather clever.

^^A6^^

Why you might want to put the title in quotes...

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WARNING: DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINKS THAT SAY "BIG TITTIED FEMGALS ONLYFANS FREE". IT WILL PUT YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY.

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*Somebody called his wife "Walmart Melania" and I thought it hilarious.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then figuring it out.

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GET LEARNT


The two best things you can do to save birds:

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"U.S. Flag But Each Star Is Scaled Proportionally To Their State’s Population, In Roughly It’s Geographical Position"

^^B2^^

"European Roads To Rome"

^^B3^^

"Paths Of 800 Unmanned Bicycles Being Pushed Until They Fall Over"

^^B4^^

"These Diagrams Show The Paths Traced By Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, And Saturn As Seen From Earth"

^^B5^^

"This Map Is Drawn Entirely From Shipping Logs From 1945"

^^B6^^

"Every Single Road In Tokyo Area On One Map"

^^B7^^

"Words For "Mother" Descended From A Common Proto-Indo-European Root"

^^B8^^

"Worldwide Earthquake Density 1965-2006"

*My area in the Southeast US looks pretty safe.

^^B9^^

"This "Photo" Of The Sun Uses Neutrinos Instead Of Light, And Is Taken At Night By Looking Through The Earth"

I'm not sure I understand that. 

I thought it took years just to detect one of them.

^^B10^^

"Every Town In The World With More Than 1000 People"

^^B11^^

"How Different Piano Notes Reverberate Through A Bowl Of Water"

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"Every Lighthouse In Ireland, With Accurate Timings, Flash Patterns And Colors"

^^B15^^

"History Of The Mississippi River, As Drawn In 1944"

^^B16^^

"From Flowing Data. Coral-Like Cities To Show Road Networks"

^^B17^^

"The Globe Centred On Honolulu - Topographic Map From A Single Spiral Line"

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Out of their own mouths...

^^B20^^

I can't explain why root beer tastes the way Abraham Lincoln looks.

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The first thing to go when you are poor is serotonin.

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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN


^^C1^^

That person just bet his life against having an internet video.

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^^C3^^

Closing in one of my 8th decade and I've never seen one of those in real life.

^^C4^^

That defeats the whole purpose of Uber!?!

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^^C6^^

Chair Scooter

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Boat Racer

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Foot Peril

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Games Men Play

^^C10^^

Space Shuttle

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I'm aging like a fine banana.

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"Oh! He barehanded that ball. Can you believe the athleticism?"
– Baseball commentator

"Pfft. Amateur."
– Every parent who’s caught their kid’s barf in their hand

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CAUTIONARY TALES


^^D1^^

I never thought of that hazard before!

^^D2^^

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Her husband couldn't help because he was laughing too hard.

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*It was stated that he wasn't seriously injured.

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Drunks

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^A6^^
https://youtu.be/TIuovQbsdX4

Just another American whacko.

Anonymous said...

^^B10^^
Yes, it took a few years to generate that image.

Scroll down to Context 1 & Context 2, click on the "View in full-text" links,
https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Neutrino-image-of-the-Sun_fig6_45908403

Anonymous said...

^^D2^^
What an idiot shorting the terminals.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time
Inhale Exhale

NonMAGA said...

B15
I spent new years this year at Loop Head light house. That's the one on the left hand side about a 1/4 of the way from the bottom.
https://irishlandmark.com/properties/loop-head-lightkeepers-house/


B20
Coral
That paraphrase is an incorrect extract of the document linked
The die off appears to be a pathogen
https://floridakeys.noaa.gov/coral-disease/


Re They lied to us (no they didn't)
Technically, courts of the same level do not bind each other. Thus, the U.S. Supreme Court may overturn its prior decisions, though it has adopted different practices of stare decisis for its constitutional precedents and its precedents interpreting federal statutes.

For a more nuanced approach
https://www.npr.org/2022/05/03/1096108319/roe-v-wade-alito-conservative-justices-confirmation-hearings#:~:text=%22The%20Supreme%20Court%20has%20recognized,court%20to%20revisit%20prior%20decisions.

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