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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, July 24, 2023

MONDAY #5325

 One Of My Very Own

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GET LEARNT


Why Tour de France Cyclists Shave Their Legs

They can save 70 seconds over a 40-mile time trial.

Further research showed that Laurent Fignon would have won the 1989 Tour de France if he had only cut his ponytail.

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You have to respect these people.

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I read something that now some people are saying that they weren't warned of the severity of global warming. Bull-fucking-shit you weren't. 

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Sea lions have been poisoned by a toxic algae bloom that can cause seizures, brain damage, and death.

Speaking of...

And then there's this guy...

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Guess what this is...

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It's the foundation for a wind turbine.

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If that is a viable option, why do they shoot them when they break a leg. Anybody?

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Dryer Vent Fire Hazard

What's with the clamp?

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Female Northern Cardinals have a brood patch - a bare spot on their belly to provide direct egg-to-skin contact during incubation.

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Folio Olio has reached a milestone.

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Am I the only one who has ever borrowed the church van to pick up loose women? 

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You know what I hate. When I'm sitting at the cookout at the park with a plate full of food and somebody asks who I'm related to.

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MONDAY SILLINESS


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Don't get me started.

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*Viewer Contribution

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She looks like she kissed a guy's balls but she was allergic to nuts.

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*OSIT

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What do you mean by "rarely"?

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I sent Bic an idea for a lighter design...

For the money, Bic makes the best lighters, pens, and razors on the market.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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What is the proper number of chuggas that come before choo-choo?

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


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Here's a clip of them speeded up...

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So baby swordfish are born with tiny swords...

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Just another reason to phase in drone displays to replace fireworks.

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A site listed dozens of movies where the bad guy won. Here are my favorites.

^^Se7en^^

^^One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest^^

^^The Usual Suspects^^

^^No Country For Old Men^^

Titanic - Rose’s douchebag fiance grabbed that kid and got on a lifeboat. The bad guy won.

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Your pants say yoga but your ass says McDonalds.

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Please don't send me any more videos of glass bottles rolling downstairs.

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UNUSUAL HUMAN ACTIVITY

How rude blog commenters deal with minor traffic problems...

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At least that chef will have a cool story to tell at the bar that night.

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Remember this guy?

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It looks like he's going to get another one on his neck.

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Are you old enough to recognize this guy?

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I'm not sure why that was considered so humorous.

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I want you to think about the level of skill it takes to manipulate that machine to do that.

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That would eliminate a large chunk of the Catholic clergy.

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Beautiful Save

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Cliff Jump

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*I think it would have been funnier if it has said, "...which are right over there by the beer cooler."

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^D6^^
Commie Brezhnev

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time
Jersey

Burgervan said...

PUZZLE TIME: A human?

NonMAGA said...

A6 - I keep hearing the government subsidises fossil fuels. How do they do this when they rake in huge taxes from them? Some developing countries to give subsidies to keep the cost of energy down. Similarly, producing countries will sell fossil fuels cheaper than market prices.

A9 - That's a lot of concrete required. Lot's of CO2 to create said concrete.

B4 - Classic movie, Top Secret

C2 - The top picture is of African penguins, not likely to encounter ice or snow

D10 - And public education in the USA and other countries

Not sure about the requirement of being a Christian country, but 60% of households recieve more from the state than they contribute. 1.7 trillion from the top 20% earners to the other 80%. 1 trillion going to to the bottom 60%

Ralph Henry said...

Dear NonMAGA,
Thanks for your comments. You last comment about the household receiving more than they put in could be caused by the historically low wages. People working 40 hours a week qualify for food stamps which means we subsidize those corporations.
RH

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