FUN WITH LANGUAGE
I had a commenter tell me that if I continue to insult the half of the country who voted for Trump then I was going to lose viewers. Well, my viewership has never been higher. And if you think I do this every day just to increase my viewers, you really don't understand me at all.
If you want to know if someone is truly from the South, just ask them what they call this long tubular object.
True Southerners call it a "Hosepipe".
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*DAYS LATER...look what I found...
I bet that's very effective.
"I only pulled out enough to win."
I wouldn't even be mad.
If you tuck just one of your pant legs into your sock, people will expect less of you.
I miss the days when it was OK for parents to say things like "Go outside and find a friend and go steal a snack from the Piggly Wiggly. We don't care. Just leave us alone." And nobody judged anybody because the Internet didn't exist.
GET LEARNT
Sound Waves
Sourdough
A wise person once said: If you are having a bad day pour a margarita and turn on the porn.
(It was me. I said that.)
How fortunate is it that we humans love petting things and the world is full of creatures that love being petted?
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
It is my sincerest wish that drone displays mean that fireworks are a thing of the past.
How the hell do they keep that much meat from going bad?
Mystery solved...
I like them! They should have a simple locking mechanism for when you have to walk upstairs and such.
Why are they wasting so much of the tree?
This came without explanation.
Maybe it's a way of testing different doors for storm surge resistance.
People are allowed to hang any type of art in their homes and most people settle on barns and shit.
Chad Wright’s Sand Castle Suburb Symbolizes the Collapse of the American Dream
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I've got thick moss covering my entire patio.
It feels great on bare feet.
^^C8^^
Remember this?
But here's my problem: You can see the bullet holes in the white, but not the black areas. Why not just make the whole target white with black lines?
Fishing
Rio Grande No. 476
I bet that would be a hell of a ride.
You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for...Times New Ramen.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger but not everyone makes it into that second group.
PEOPLE NOT LIKE US
At first, I thought he had jumped into a crowd of people like a rock star.
I'd bitch slap that cruel little bastard.
I thought that was very clever.
Remember this?
He seemed remarkably composed...under the circumstances.
And what wisdom can be gleaned from that? Absolutely nothing except maybe one woman who became a man beat up three guys. There is no universal truth here.
Those poor bastards believed the bullshit. What kind of person could think that a man who stole from his charity would have their best interest at heart?
I feel sorry for them.
Joy Over Clean Water
Corporations buying up the water rights for whole districts can't be a good idea.
Old Guy
Did that one guy call that other guy Ralph?
Watch This Shot
5 comments:
No Ralph; your website used to be the best daily one. Now it's just like all the others. I agree popularity doesn't matter.
B8-At one time here in England sarcastic doctors issued certifications excusing workers from their toil, writing on the prescription :"Plumbum est oscillans", ie-"Swinging the lead".
PUZZLE TIME: The Lamp, did it. It looks like it's got a smirk on it's face. Hahaaa
Dear Burgervan,
The same could be said for the kid in the green jacket.
RH
Puzzle. Time:
It's not the little girl. She's just sad cuz she knows one of her siblings is going to get in trouble.
The older girl did not do it. She's been there done that and she knows that one of her brothers is going to get it.
The kid in the green jacket didn't do it, he's got a smirk on his face and his hands in his pockets trying because he just told on his brother. He and his brother were just rough housing, and his brother got mad and accidentally broke the vase.
You can see the boy on the left hand side with his left hand clenched in rage. He's leaning over not looking at the broken pieces, but at his brother because he wants to murder him.
Boy "A" did it.
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