FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Just yesterday I heard someone use the trite phrase "fake news" to describe CNN. The same CNN who wasn't sued for lying, or confessed to lying. And why did they lie? Murdoch testified that they had to lie or their listeners would find someone else that would lie to them. But yeah, do go on about fake news.
Is that true?
This is how that whole “probing” thing got started...
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I send tips to the kitchen staff.
Did we do it? Did we save the daylight?
A single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim instantly.
GET LEARNT
"During mating a male anglerfish will fuse with a larger female, allowing them to share not only sperm but also blood and skin. They become one amalgamated abomination that haunts the deep for the period of mating."
"Sharks are older than trees"
"In the animal kingdom, there is a type of jellyfish called the immortal jellyfish (scientifically known as Turritopsis dohrnii). What makes it fascinating is its ability to revert back to its earliest form after reaching adulthood. When facing environmental stress or old age, it can transform its cells, essentially returning to a polyp stage and then growing into a new adult jellyfish. This process can theoretically repeat indefinitely, hence the name "immortal jellyfish." While it's not truly immortal in the sense of living forever, it has an exceptional regenerative capability that allows it to bypass the typical life cycle limitations of other organisms."
Schwarzenegger speaks only 58 words in the film Terminator.
Bitburg, AFB was camouflaged very similarly to that.
Iceberg
I thought it was going to be much more dramatic.
Magnets
Speaking of...
Monkeys evacuate a temple as fireworks start
Do they think the monkeys are holy or something?
Moth Camo
If you looked at one star per second, it would take you over 3000 years to look at all the stars in the Milky Way galaxy.
Welcome to blogging - a person who doesn't understand humor, wit, subtlety, double entendres, puns, or exaggeration will contact you shortly.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
That dog is hot! Get it some water and take it out of that hot car. Jesus.
The Megalodon of bookmobiles
This took me longer than it should have.
All you have to do is get the hoses to the hydrant and it can ride on sidewalks if the traffic is backed up.
Why didn't it run?
My buddy went on a trip and when he got back he told me he had sex with a one-legged Mexican stripper in Minnesota - the ONLY one-legged Mexican stripper in Minnesota.
[TRUE STORY]
What do you think this is?
Long exposure of fireflies.
Twerking a Weber?
That's fucking depressing.
You could die at any moment.
Always fuck on the first date.
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You know that feeling you get when you ask for directions and they start using words like east and west.
HUMAN ACTIVITY
"You owe me somewhere between $10 and federal prison."
- IRS probably
Damn!
Look very carefully...
I think that instead of tossing in coins for good luck she just swiped her credit card in it.
And somebody thought that would be a good idea.
Men's Multitasking
Housework
Yeah, mock the animals held prisoner.
Bob The Impaler.
Get it?
That is exactly how I felt when I was in a married woman's bed and her blinds fell down.
I wonder if that send-off cost extra.
I think we ought to normalize that.
Rollerblading
Skateboard
Small House
Vase Loading
As with that one, I sometimes get the feeling that I have already posted an item. If so, know that I try very hard but at 50 images a day over 5000 posts I can't possibly remember them all.
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Puzzle Time
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Titanic memes; Be honest; would you have made fun of the memes if all the victims had been black? Any hesitation in your response means you are a racist...
No, Mike, it does not. You do not get to make the rules for my blog. And so, I choose to not answer your inquiry just to piss you off.
Have a blessed day.
RH
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There is another theory, the vulva riding a horse is a pilgrims badge.
The vulva symbolizes The Virgin Mary and she’s holding a flagellum not a torch.
Both are just as likely I guess.
Ralph; that means you WOULD have a different attitude.
Dear Mike,
You need a hobby worse than anybody I've ever met.
RH
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