FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Several old people have told me that they were ready to die - not in the "I'm prepared for it" sense, but in the "I'm tired of this shit" sense. I never understood it until now. I AM NOT ready, but it seems like every fucking thing I do is a struggle. To ease my burden (and maybe yours) I have a tip for you. I was reminded of it by this cartoon.
Having only one inner ear, my equilibrium is severely compromised, and taking a shower amid many slippery very hard surfaces scared the shit out of me even when I was younger. But when I broke my hip they gave me a bench of a thing that goes half in my tub and it works like a dream.
I strongly recommend it to one and all, old or young.
In college, you study things like this for an hour twice a week for a year.
Please don't think that college is a trade school just to prepare you for a job. It's not.
Think of all the awful places there are to live on this Earth and in every one of them people still get naked and rubbed nasties.
Imagine being wiped out because we cared more about profit than our own planet.
NEWS FROM THE FRONT
At 9:02 pm. (local time) on 27 July, President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky released a video in which the fighters of the 35th Brigade announced the liberation of the village Staromaiors'ke in Donets'k oblast, near the border to Zaporizhzhia oblast.
Map of the area, Staromaiors'ke village marked in green.
I have no idea what a Freudian Slip is and at this point, I'm too afraid to ass.
Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
Oh, the memories.
*The first time I posted that I missed that they were referencing Taco Bell.
I don't get it. Anybody?
^^B5^^
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I think books should be printed with glow-in-the-dark ink.
Some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard I heard at funerals.
PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO KNOW
WHAT THEY ARE DOING
And...
"Let's drive out in the middle of the woods to watch TV."
But he's only in the shade at noon.
I would think the books would mildew.
I wonder if it was designed just to squeeze past that drawbridge.
That is an expert ground man doing his job.
That reminds me of us all 30 of us lined up for a portrait at a family reunion when my mother yelled out that my daughter was picking her nose - embarrassing the child greatly. So, I reset the camera and demanded that we all put our fingers in our noses for the next shot. And they did. And we took a similar shot during every reunion thereafter.
Parallel landing at San Francisco airport
I had no idea that they did that.
My daughter was paid to teach other students how to take standardized tests like the SAT. Rule #1 was to guess wisely. For instance, if they asked for the most of something then the answer is hardly ever the biggest number in the choices. So, try this:
What are the most pieces you can cut a donut with two straight slices of the knife?
A. 3
B. 4
C. 5
D. 6
A and B are out because an idiot could do that. D is out because it's the largest number. You pick C correctly without even knowing how it's done which is like this...
Years later I demonstrated that to my 5th grade classes and the next day a little girl told me that she figured out how to cut it into six pieces. You first cut it in half then lay one half directly on top of the other and in the same direction. Then you just lop off the four ends.
That little girl is a scientist now.
Sliced Meat
Think about all those wonderful meat products that allowed people to use entire animals and not just the flesh.
Every tool is an art tool.
Typewriter artist James Cook.
Years ago on this blog, a complained about people making art with computers and one of my very bright ex-students very gently told me that a computer was just another art tool.
And I now agree.
You can up your Jenga game by using things like fish, dildos, or hot dogs.
Car commercials are always showing the cars driving like it’s supposed to impress me but I already know they can do that.
LESS THAN EXEMPLARY HUMAN BEHAVIOR
All bathroom gags remind me of a bar that had a coin-operated rubber machine in the girls' bathroom and when it was used a loud siren blared and a very bright spotlight shined on the bathroom door. All eyes awaited the young woman's emergence.
^^D1^^
I'm not sure I know what just happened.
Was it intentional?
Idiot Video
Osha Inspector
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get a whole construction site shut the fuck down.
There are fewer atheists in prison than Christians.
Ever realize the only thing stopping you from a life of crime is a good night’s sleep? Anyway, I slept well.
Easing back into Twitter is like slipping on your own shit.
Horrifying, yet familiar.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
How hot is it?
Aztec Human Sacrifice knifes
Golden Sea Snake (Aipysurus laevis)
Lightning Strike
4 comments:
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Strange how no one else (besides Maxwell) has been arrested or gone to jail?
The media also ain't making noise about this fact.
B5: From 'Know Your Meme', website. "James Bond Burger refers to an image macro meme that reads, "Last night I [James Bond, Burger] Your sister," using both an image of Pierce Brosnan, the sixth James Bond in history, and a McDonald's burger. It was made to confuse the meme's viewer in that the symbols don't form an actual phrase, however, multiple theories have been devised regarding the image's meaning". site address: https://knowyourmeme.com/
D4: This is what I found out on the net. "It's called a runaway. It's caused when unregulated fuel vapors enter the Intake of a diesel engine." And "Engine runaway occurs when a hydrocarbon vapor is ingested through the intake of a diesel engine and becomes its uncontrolled fuel source. When this happens, the speed of the engine is no longer controlled by the governor, causing it to speed out of control". I'm guessing they couldn't access the car controls to turn the engine off so they broke the window. Wehther or not a "Runaway", prevents access to the car controls is beyond me.
D5: Where are HER full videos?!?! Ha
Follow the money, who owns the media? -Armando
A3 Anonymous, we should start a campaign to get her freed on the basis that she can’t have been trafficking underage girls as no clients have been identified. Don’t get me wrong I don’t want to see the loathsome woman freed, possibly ignite a debate?
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