Ulakam uṅkaḷuṭaṉ ciṟappāka uḷḷatu.
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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
I really like cartoons that take a second or third look in order to get. Here are some examples:
I had to watch that twice.
How The Earth Works
Gorilla Eating
I wonder if they ever bite their cheeks like humans do.
Who's On First
Am I the only one who fantasizes about every trash bag on the side of the road being a serial killer's discarded body parts?
If a flight attendant ever asks if anyone knows how to fly a plane always say that you can. If you were going to die at least die trying to fly a plane.
GET LEARNT
The Great San Francisco Earthquake of 1906 was the deadliest in US history, resulting in the deaths of over 3,000 people. In the aftermath of the disaster, you could literally see where the Earth split along the San Andreas Fault:
This picture, taken in 1946, is one of the first images of Earth ever taken from space:
I've posted that before. I still wonder what measures they take to preserve it.
And this is how huge the jumbotron at AT&T Stadium is:
This is allegedly the death mask of William Shakespeare:
Mount Rushmore Eye
These are the astronauts NASA is sending to the moon in 2024, the first time anyone will have been to the moon in over 50 years:
*OSIT
This is how much meat one single cow produces:
Lotus Silk
Coffee in space
Meta-imposter syndrome: When you know a lot of people who claim to have imposter syndrome but you've witnessed how competent they are, so they're not like you the real imposter.
You know that feeling when you realize that her moans are not in sync with your strokes?
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
What a great idea!
That still leaves me in awe.
How does his finger reach the trigger?
This is how big a Ford F-650 truck is compared to a typical-sized person:
But here it is with normal tires...
How embarrassing.
Anasaphilia...
Dear Mememaker, It's not necessary to have the caption arrow actually enter their mouths.
Looks like a Pinocchio dress.
Good luck picking up a woman while wearing those.
I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn't allowed to name any more things after that.
It's odd how it's okay to say things like "It's dark in here" or "It's really quiet in here" but nobody ever says "It doesn't smell like anything in here."
ODD HUMAN BEHAVIOR
People bitch and moan about such things while sitting at their oak tables on their oak floor inside their wooden houses.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
But what about the cameraman who took that picture watching?
Can you imagine the thrill of finding something that ancient?
This man is holding a spike right next to his head while the other guy pounds on it with all his might. What do you think happens?
And I bet their parents are proud.
That kid was never allowed to do anything remotely dangerous as a child so he didn't learn the lessons he should have.
Cyclist
That was during the war when everything - including gasoline - was rationed.
Then there was this that reminded me of a pretty good story.
My father couldn't fight in WWII because of his back but he was a hell of an engineer who traveled all over the Southeast designing power drives for the machines that helped win the war. He told us that during his travels he found the greatest places to eat. One restaurant in an old house was on the wrong side of the tracks and was run by a young black woman named Hattie. My father used to talk about how wonderful Hattie and her family were to him.
When my father died, my brother went to that restaurant and told the manager who he was and who his daddy was. The young woman took my brother to the back room where sat a very old but very alive Hattie who still remembered my daddy and told my brother several stories about him.
3 comments:
B4: It's made from Timber, Stone and Weetabix- The Strongest (When it's dried-on) substance known to Man.
C10: If She's an Habitual liar, then she'll be about 38 feet tall, by Christams.
D2: I LOATHE wood-flooring and that's why ALL my carpets are real Polar bear skin and Shelled Honey bees.
D4: Relic 'Arm', from a One-armed Bandit machine. Circa. 1958
D10: He's give his right leg for a fourth Gold medal.
p.s Do you prefer a space between each comment, Ralph?
D2; Bill Gates wants 70 million acres of trees to be chopped down, mainly in Northern California. As a start! Meanwhile Scotland's government has already chopped down 14 million trees; all in the name of green politics!
D2 - Those don't look like oaks. They look like pine trees, and I would hazard a guess that they are harvested, with areas being cut and planted all the time.
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