NEAR MISSES
Dying is easy. Let's be careful out there.
Aṅkē kavaṉamāka iruppōm.
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Earthquake?
It's like looking down the barrel of a shotgun.
Ladies, during informal introductions, if someone looks at you and says, "You must be his wife" you should look at your husband and scream, "You have a WIFE?!"
Two days ago I named my Wi-Fi "Hack It If You Can" and today it was changed to "Challenge Accepted".
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
A truly beautiful photograph.
Table Game
I've always been partial to games that can be played sitting down. Does anyone know anything about that one?
On average the typical American has one testicle.
It's important that I get out of the house every once in a while to remind myself why I don't go out.
HUMAN BEHAVIOR
I've known a couple of puppeteers. One of them made huge costumes like that. The foam rubber figure was mounted on a heavy-duty backpack frame with interior controls to move the upper parts.
This guy sneaked into a fashion show wearing trash bags.
Security was not amused.
I have mixed opinions about that.
What a wonderful scene.
On a serious note...
The Jealous Groom
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who is next.
I want the people who make ceiling fans to make printers. Ceiling fans run 24/7 for GENERATIONS with no maintenance whatsoever.
I have decided to delete my Deja Vu section and thought you might want to see some of the golden oldies before I delete them.
The post-collision look on his face.
I must have liked this one a lot - it was in the file twice.
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3 comments:
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The walls holding the water back look very thin?
walking into something with your shin is one thing but kicking it outright with full strength is, i dont blame him if he fell down
PUZZLE: Stanley Coobrick (KUBRICK)
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