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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, September 12, 2023

TUESDAY #5375

பாதுகாப்பாக இருங்கள் மற்றும் ஆரோக்கியமாக இருங்கள்

Pātukāppāka iruṅkaḷ maṟṟum ārōkkiyamāka iruṅkaḷ

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One Of My Very Own

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


Yeah, that's what EVERYBODY warned about being an art major and I did quite well thank you very much.

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What bothered me about The Walking Dead was that they showed brilliant solutions in one episode that were never used in ensuing episodes. Early on that woman learned that if you removed their lower jaw and arms they became rather docile and could be used as human mules to haul your stuff around. Then she never used it again.

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I heard somebody say this today:

"Putin has decided not to use nukes (so far) but if he was replaced the next person may have different ideas."

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Let's hope so.

I had a commenter tell me that we shouldn't have universal healthcare in America because it would throw too many insurance company workers out of a job. Think about that.

"I've cured cancer."

"You can't do that it will throw too many medical workers out of work."

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"We are a family."

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Just make sure it's peer-reviewed to weed out the charlatans.

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Bootes Void

A massive area of space where around 2000 galaxies should be, but only 60 are. No one knows why.
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Mercury through cloth

Do you think it's because of the weight?

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A Scorpion Farm

 For extracting their venom, which has many medical applications.
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If you cheat on your wife once a month that's only 12 out of 365 days. You're still 97% faithful. That's an A+.

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Biscuits and gravy is pretty much just really wet flour on really dry flour.


PEOPLE MORE FAMOUS THAN I


These are some pretty interesting photos of movie stars.

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If you’re in a boat directly over the deepest point of the Mariana’s Trench, and you have a passenger jet cruising at 30,000 feet above you, you are closer to the jet than to the bottom of the ocean.

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Cockroaches have been recorded eating human flesh, both living and dead, as well as fingernails, eyelashes, feet, and hands. The American cockroach and German cockroach are more likely to bite humans than other species.


HUMAN ANTICS


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If you read your holy book properly then you must realize that neither you nor anyone you know is going to heaven. Have a nice day.

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Boat Pilots

Remember this one?

And when there is no ice...

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Dog Rescue

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Joke?

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Garage Fire

And that is why you should practice procedures to use in such emergencies BEFORE they occur.

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Lips

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What is it called when you can drink a whole pot of coffee and chase it down with a nap?

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Stop blaming yourself and others. Learn feng shui and blame the furniture.


PHOTO EDITS 

by JAMES FRIDMAN


I like this guy's work.

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*I read that at least a dozen times prior to posting it and I just noticed the typo that spellcheck didn't pick up.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^A1^^
Maybe you're the exception and not the rule.

Anonymous said...

^^A2^^
Who tied their shoelaces?

Burgervan said...

PUZZLE TIME: Burning Man

Larry said...

Just noticed foreign language sentences for for first post......

Anonymous said...

A9: I think it's all perspective. Imagine an X,Y, and Z axis running through the "hole".
We're looking down the z axis.

Now imagine looking down the x-axis or the y axis. Given enough distance, you probably wouldn't see the void.

I would imagine that if we could infinitely change our perspective, we would find countless voids.

Anonymous said...

A10
Many years ago, whilst working as a lab technician, I had to “clean” some mercury which was done by filtering it through chamois leather.
Thought you might find that interesting.
Science Guy

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