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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

WENESDAY #5376

 One Of My Very Own

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


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That guy is just a mob boss.

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*What kind of person would even think of swapping a magnificent 1500-year-old living thing for money?

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Who would have ever thought that in this age of smart weapons, this war would evolve into an artillery duel?

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The reason I'm amazed is that I thought we had weapons that could track incoming shells and pinpoint the exact location from which it was fired. Within seconds that location would be targeted. Am I wrong about that?

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Anal Probing

This is insane. My wife is due to have a camera shoved up her ass and the above are the instructions for the medications she has to take before the procedure. And you start THREE DAYS before you actually go to the doctor.

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I was a Tesla fan but from what I have read their quality control sucks.

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I wanted a camera in my classroom. When a student would enter my room alone we immediately went out in the hallway to talk because the hallway was where the cameras were.

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How is it that conservatives seem to support the attempted murder of police officers?

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Speaking of...

Not necessarily in that order.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then Bethesda took the RP from my G.

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If she drinks brown liquor straight she could move a deep freezer by herself.


FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


Well, some of them are.

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Remember this hilarity?

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Hahahabananaha!

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*OSIT

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I wonder what that looks like in her lungs.

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The Taste Test

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When I was in the first grade I had biscuits and honey for breakfast then on the way to school I stood on the floor of the front seat with my arms folded on the dash. And when I threw up all that biscuits and honey puke ran down the heater vents down behind the dash and we never could get that smell out of that car. I STILL am not a fan of honey.

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The internet has a lot of fun with this guy.

*I wonder how many of you will recognize the original of that last one.
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Maybe eating a pizza wasn't cheating on my diet. Maybe going on a diet was cheating on my pizza.

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If you finish a task early at work you should get to do silent reading time like we used to do in school.


USER ERROR


Most mishaps are caused by the user.

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But not all mishaps are the fault of the user.

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Oh, Christmas tree,

Oh, Christmas tree,

Harder Christmas tree.

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A grown man once asked me how women pee with a tampon in and that is why men shouldn't be passing laws about women's bodies.


WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


Nice.

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Cattle Plunge Dipping

Plunge dipping remains the most efficient and economical method for periodically treating a huge number of animals against ticks, flies, mites, lice, and other external parasites.

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That reminded me of this classic.

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Anasaphilia...

If duck is on the menu then I am going to eat it. I love duck.

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I'm impressed.

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My friend Jack went to India seeking enlightenment and the things he saw made that arm-holding-up guy look rational.

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*OSIT

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Demolition Timing

Riverfront Stadium - Cincinnati 2002

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Inside The Great Pyramid

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Rowers

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Stair Washing - I guess...

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Why wouldn't they put the mailbox on the end of the dock?

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They've found it...

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: The Rebel Base (Bass)

Anonymous said...

Deja Vu section:
Because that is where the boats dock, the people fish, and the ladder just happens to be for the swimmers.

Pretty sure the mailbox would be in the way at the end of the dock.

Better question: Why doesn't the mail boat just slow down?

Burgervan said...

PUZZLE TIME: The Rebel BASS

MIKE HARRIS said...

A2-Putin is just a mob boss. Well so is Zelensky...$1.4 billion wealth on latest estimate. That is why we shouldn't help either side in this war. They're all corrupt out there...

Anonymous said...

A8
I’m a retired teacher. Many years ago the school where I worked had discipline problems and we were asked how to tackle this.
I suggested cctv in all corridors, classrooms etc so we could actually present wrongdoers with evidence and also show parents and the police. This was greeted by howls. We’d be infringing their freedom and spying on them! Well why not? It’s a professional space and there are safety issues! I think the real reason we didn’t get cctv then was most of the staff were worried it could be used to spy on them! Personally I wouldnt have given a sh@t if anyone had spied on me as I was professional at all times. Never alone with a student etc. Interesting that it’s commonplace now

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Mike,
Forbes says that is not valid.
RH

Anonymous said...

A5: a "fire finder" type radar is what you are thinking of. But... when you turn on your radar to detect the opponents artillery coming inbound towards you, you are now a radar emitter that causes your emitters to be targeted.
RetRsvMike

Anonymous said...

A11 are you more comfortable with closeted racists? I'm not, I wanna know where they're at. Let them speak loud so we all know who they are. -Armando

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