WENESDAY #5390

 Ones Of My Very Own

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*They can't all be gems.

FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

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Here's the guy who wrote that...

And here's how he thinks...

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That would be me.

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Hell, I thought it was a cute Photoshop then days later I found this...

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MOVIE MASH-UPS

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"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"I've killed many fathers. You will need to be more specific."

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Ventriloquist ad-libbing off an audience member's body language

Her complete act here:

SOURCE

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I don't argue with anti-vaxxers for the same reason I don't warn mosquitoes about bug-zappers.

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If the bacon package is not resealable then it contains one serving. That's just science.

SOMEWHAT DIDACTIC

NASA's abandoned lunar lander is causing moonquakes

Massive temperature swings that occur on the moon can cause human-made structures to expand and contract in a way that produces these vibrations.

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If I'm not mistaken, I made the exact same observation on this blog a couple of days ago.

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Viking burials in Denmark

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Tranforming the Dessert

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Ukraine child upon learning the Russians targeted her school.

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Everything happens for a reason and that reason is usually physics.

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The best part of being an adult is having your own ice cream that you eat right out of the container and you don't have a dirty bowl. The worst part is everything else.

OBJECTS OF INTEREST

Did it kill it?

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Aus-fucking-tralia?

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*Did you notice he's standing inside a completed cube? 

What can we glean from that?

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Traveling on back roads out West you see a lot of old motels with non-functioning pools. Before the interstates, those motels were thriving.

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Viewing beauty every day is very important to me. What's the most beautiful thing in your living environment?

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Aloe in the Wild

And then there's this...

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Lighter Collection

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Pad of Paper

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Smoke

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Water Clock

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you're not over there fucking it up.

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A Norwegian version of the idiom “like a fish out of water” translates to “like a Dane on skis.” And an old Norwegian phrase for someone sneaking out of a party without saying bye is “making a Swede of oneself.” Conversely, a Finnish euphemism for vomiting is “speaking Norwegian”

IT TAKES ALL KINDS

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As far as that horse knows, she just ripped the head off another horse which must be alarming.

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Part of the Brown Trouser Navy.

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Karen the Plane Passenger

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We humans have such a strong desire to belong that we suspend all logic and reasoning just to fit it. I'm talking to you, MAGA.

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The old distraction technique...

But there are other body parts to admire...

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"How did your son enjoy the park?"

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Bear Cam Summons

The sighting of the hiker on Dumpling Mountain in Katmai National Park and Preserve was reported last week by users of the philanthropic group’s website who were watching video from the wildlife camera. They notified site moderators after a “person looked into the camera lens and gave a thumbs down signal. A few minutes later, the person returned to the camera and audibly asked for help. The organization’s staff alerted park rangers, who sent out a search and rescue team. The hiker was caught in windy and rainy conditions with poor visibility, Park rangers found the hiker a few hours later, unharmed, and brought the hiker back to safety.

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Boat Mishap

And the two on the right won't get off the boat.

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Line Work

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Prostitutes

Interesting take.

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