MOVIE SPOOFS
And...
And...
Two episodes of intentional fire setting are needed to diagnose pyromania. Everyone gets one freebie. Use it wisely.
I dropped my iPhone in the toilet and yelled after I fished it out. "Siri I dropped you in the toilet what do I do?" And Siri replied, "Ralph, you have 48 events in July and that's a lot" and then died. It's so sad because I never have any scheduled events.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
Play silly games, win silly prizes
I thought she had pinched herself on a wheel but the internet has other ideas. Here's a hint...
Speaking of...
I found that hilarious!
The water pistol that squirts jelly did not belong in The Island of Misfit Toys. All they had to do was stop filling him with jelly.
Despite any misinformation you may have read online, the dirty dishes are more afraid of you than you are of them.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
I don't know what I'm looking at.
With modern weaponry, I'm surprised so many troops survive.
I actually saw that sign out west during one of my travels.
Am I the only one who thought this looked a little suggestive?
I was contacted by Toyota for suggestions to make their trucks better. I told them that any unused space in the dash, door, finder, and anywhere else should be turned into a compartment. And the next Toyota truck I bought had many more compartments even on the side of the truck bed.
I get depressed every time I see a pile of wood thinking about getting off the school bus at my home and finding a pile of wood as big as a house that needed to be split. My mother had a deal with the power company that if our house was closer than the dump then they would bring their truckloads of logs to my backyard.
I have taken thousands of photographs to use in my murals. I learned to give very precise instructions. I would hold up my finger and ask the model to point their nose right at my fingertip then I would move my finger until all the facial shadows were just right. And looking at the photo above I try to imagine the photographer's instructions:
"Okay, get naked and lay down right here in the hallway. Now stick out your tongue and touch it with the index finger of the right hand. Now cut your eyes and stare at the blank wall as if it's interesting."
Whenever I see provocative photos I imagine how the photographer has situated themselves.
Ukrainian soldiers recreate "Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks" by Ilya Repin.
Pallet Alignment
Brilliant.
Toy Car Competition
Just remember, Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top with no panties, ate his favorite food, and loved himself and you can too.
If you wear a falconry glove to the park and frantically look around the sky, everyone with a small dog will leave.
PEOPLE DOING THINGS I
CAN'T OR WON'T DO
Another job for the young priest, old priest.
Bridge Clearance Done Right
Now for something completely different
Another Day Another Foundry Fire
Not sure what he went back to pick up, but it was giving "If these gloves get destroyed, the company will take it out of my next check!" vibes.
*Quotation Marks
Sorry for that, but I need help. Please send me ANYTHING that I can use in Puzzle Time.
2 comments:
Puzzle time: Shoeshi
Dear Former Student,
I blog under Ralph Henry for obvious reasons.
Thanks for the boost to my ego.
RH
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