SUNDAY #5401

 Ones Of My Very Own

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

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This delightful classic...

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I think the guy who filmed that knew to film it because he fell through the same door.

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We call this "creative vandalism".

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How Sri Lanka views America...

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Your salary is just your company's monthly subscription of you.

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The early Bird may get the worm but the later bird gets the slightly worse warm. There are worms everywhere. Who cares? Sleep late. Don't let the worms dictate your lifestyle.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

I haven't mentioned my love for good bread lately.

Bread alone is reason enough to endure this shitshow.

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Running power lines next to a railroad track seems like a great idea. The right of way is already cleared, you can roll in all the equipment, and you only have to deal with one landowner. 

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I'm not sure what the is depicting.

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Think of how strong those welds have to be.

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RAILROAD DRAMA

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

How do you determine that an octopus is really asleep and not just fucking with you?

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You might think you are cool but you will never be as cool as that dog.

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Cow Race

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Horse Race

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Siblings

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Your wife is in labor and you are rushing her to the hospital. You get in a cab and it turns out to be the Cash Cab. Do you play or not?

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Carjackers should be called 

"Pirates of the car I be in".

HUMAN BEHAVIOR

Life imitating art.

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I haven't a clue.

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The most Marine thing you will ever witness...

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I've been forced to do similar things but this part...

...earns it an insanity badge.

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Remember this?

I'll see you the Jeep that really couldn't fall through and raise you a motorbike that most certainly can.

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The cameraperson is laughing their ass off.

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Extreme Hikers

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The Lipstick Prank

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The Tarp Incident

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The Rose

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Zipline Horror

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“The truth has finally been revealed” around the world:

5. The cat is out of the bag (English)
4. The bunny is out of the hat (Czech)
3. The pigeon falls out of your mouth (Romanian)
2. The turtle’s feet have appeared (Taiwanese)
1. Now the monkey comes out of the sleeve (Dutch)

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To all the animals that prey on mosquitoes: You guys need anything? Ice? More towels? Tickets to Cirque du Soleil?

PHOTOGRAPHY

I've been studying a lot of photographs of late. I'm fascinated by capturing a moment in time that can communicate real emotion.

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And my favorite...

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There are two things I'm pretty sure of when I resume my photography hobby: I will work in black and white, and I like dark.

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