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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, October 22, 2023

SUNDAY #5415

 One Of My Very Own

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Do the exact opposite at Target for the exact same reason.

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History will not be kind to Trump supporters.

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I bet emergency room doctors hear this a lot...

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I wouldn't want to survive reality without being creative. What's the point? To amass as much stuff as possible?

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My ex-wife was and is a wonderful person, but when we took our two toddlers to a restaurant she chewed every bite of her food 40 times. She read some article or something, but she was obsessed with her chewing. Needless to say the kids and I finished much, much sooner than she did and it was my job to entertain the kids while she chewed. I usually took them outside while she chewed and chewed and chewed. Try it sometimes - just for fun.

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I have a new favorite word.

Try to guess what it means. Answer at the end of this post.

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It is becoming obvious that they don't know how to govern.

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What level of alcoholism are you when you're complaining about walking two blocks to the liquor store?

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There needs to be a grocery store for single people where they sell flour by the teaspoon.


WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


That would scare the holy shit out of me.

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I haven't a clue.

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Remember, you can run anything 110vac with a simple DC converter.

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I do love baked potatoes.

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What is the hand made out of?

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I've never seen a beach like that.

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Who wears short shorts...

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They made two mistakes: 1. They opened both ends at the same time, and 2. They assumed that pedestrians would stay in the proper lane and the two crowds would just walk passed one another. The converging crowds met in the middle and stopped - static load.

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*OSIT

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Uncanny.

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Cycle-powered Ride

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Ice

Did all the tourists' boats know it was going to do that?

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Leaf Blower Aloft

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Chinese Restaurant

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Spider Web

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Well I was student teaching at a high school, I caught two kids smoking dope out behind the cafeteria. 15 minutes later the principal caught me and two kids smoking dope out behind the cafeteria.

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When you get angry take a breath and count to 10. Then head butt them at eight. They never expect that.


AND AWRY WE GO


Life imitating art...

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You know you live in a rough neighborhood when you have a throwaway phone to be stolen.

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Powdered sugar?

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Somebody needs to do something about all that.

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I've shown you that before, but now I ask why that was being filmed in the first place.

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Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of natural selection.

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By the time you turn 35, you're in a blood feud with either Lowe's or Home Depot, and have sworn vengeance against a minimum of two major airlines.


PEOPLE DOING THINGS 

I CAN'T OR WON'T DO


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I know nothing about that but it looks like that flammable gel that you can put on your skin and when it burns it doesn't damage the skin. I think it's called Cool Burn or some such.

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This is how their Amazon package was stolen.

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How to calm down a belligerent Australian.

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Kick Game

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Tough Guy

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time eye 4 got -Armando

Simon Garfunkle said...

A-16
I assume you are talking about the votes to get a new speaker of the house.

Maybe the ones opposing Jordan do know how to govern and that it's the other side that doesn't know how to govern.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Simon,
Yeah, that's it. Thanks for sharing your pristine logic with us muddled masses.
RH

Anonymous said...

B3: no, you cannot run ANYTHING with a simple DC converter. Especially that type of AC unit.

I'm guessing that's why it's got that big ass generator at the back of the truck.

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