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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, October 12, 2023

THURSDAY #5405

 One Of My Very Own



FOOD FOR THOUGHT


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Remember men, don't forget to let your emotional well-being be dictated by kids in college playing football.

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Most of the dinosaurs you see in Jurassic Park are actually from the Cretaceous Period.


PEOPLE

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Her class apparently had a high cheat rate...

I made a close-up...

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When life gives you lemons…

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Remember this?

My first bartending gig had frozen mugs for beer.

The bottoms were super slippery right out of the freezer and I perfected not only sliding it down the bar to stop directly in front of the right guy but also spin it so the handle was pointing at him.

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Nobody deserves to be in that big a hurry.

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Probably Australia.

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It's hard to believe that people throughout the ages have been just as silly as you and I.

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And that, Gentle Reader, is why they practice over and over again.

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Acrobats

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Parachutist

How could that possibly be legal?

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They need a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford. Call it Welp.

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Have you ever been so mad at your wife that you had to go sit in your boat in the driveway to calm down?


PLACES


The blue route is hard to see.

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A massive landslide occurred in Volos, Italy on September 27

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Some people live in places where they get to see things like this every day.

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But the coast is not without hazards.

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Humans were not meant to live like this.

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Inside the Las Vegas Sphere

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The Sea

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Those who can blog. Those who can't leave gnarly anonymous comments.

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Only 3% of conversations actually need to happen.


THINGS


I posted this a few days ago and wasn't told it was a pigeon. I thought someone threw a brick at him.

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This guy threw a chunk of sodium into the river.

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Humans and cats are two of the only animals who regularly kill for the fun of it. But we condemn humans for doing it.

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Dropping Things in Fluids

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Master Glassmakers

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Zoos are supposed to be fun.

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Zoos are not supposed to be places where you have to run for your life.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

B7: I'm pretty sure I know exactly where that bridge is. It looks a whole lot like the bridge on I-10 in Louisiana. Called Atchafalaya Basin Bridge. Is 18 miles long.

MIKE HARRIS said...

PUZZLE : Tom Waits while Jeremy Irons.

Anonymous said...

^^C5^^
Even worse are the low ceilings in those houses. Every time I see the insides of American homes I get a bit of claustrophobia.

GunGuy said...

A2
There are numerous videos showing concerned parents reading from books that are in grade school libraries. The content is so graphic that the school boards try to have the parent silenced.
Grade school kids do not need to be told about oral sex, anal sex, or how to perform any sex act.

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You missed wolves.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Cat Person,
I have stated that cats offer emotional support for some people. All I ask is that you keep the murdering bastards indoors.
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Dear Iron Dome Person,
Fuck AOC.
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Dear Gun Guy,
I taught in public schools for 20 years and never heard of such a thing. Don't fall for the hysteria.
RH

Anonymous said...

Car Lover,
Before you call Ralph names read the fucking blog. He has preached over and over about the importance of controlling your dog.
Hugh Mann

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