One Of My Very Own
PONDERABLES
Superstitions are so very stupid. I put them right up there with mindless traditions in things that need to be eliminated.
That is the EXACT thrill I get when I make someone belly laugh.
I've had classrooms full of children rolling in the aisles before.
When I was young I lived in a house on a major highway. The highway was straight but right in front of my house there was a dip in the road and cars waiting in the dip waiting to turn in the street next to my house were constantly being rear-ended. Once a taxi hit a car, and the passenger went out the windshield, and while lying on the road was run over by the ambulance. She lived. Meanwhile, the taxi driver who had directed traffic around the wreck dropped dead at the scene. Do with that information as you wish.
I was really hoping the European Model would catch on in other places.
I have more or less sworn off political content unless it's funny and I think this shit is hilarious.
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Pilots Strike in Canada
If a company has record profits and doesn't raise wages then they are just begging for strikes.
"Who was Prime Minister when Queen Elizabeth died" is going to be a
God-tier trivia question in 20 years.
Fahrenheit is how people feel.
Celsius is how water feels.
Calvin is how molecules feel.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Lobster Claw
That would feed a family of four - or my wife.
That dog needs to be medicated.
It looks like one of those old fabric planes.
If crocodiles could curse, that one would have.
Lord of the Rings Rings
More Sphere
*MNBT
Wife: I'm hungry.
Me: Where do you want to eat?"
Wife: You pick.
Me: (picks)
Wife: No.
You would either have sex with a ghost or you wouldn't. That is the dividing line in American society today.
GET LEARNT
Boeing 747 Cutaway
This is Stephan Bibrowski, otherwise known as Lionel the Lion-faced Man. Stephan had a condition known as hypertrichosis that caused the hair to grow up to eight inches long all over his body including, obviously, his face:
Victorian Era “Ritter” Road skates or foot bicycles, ca 1898
Calvary in the Civil War rode mules. It's probably because they need endurance more than speed.
Waiting for their evening meal. Many pond-raised pellet-fed fish lose their taste for bugs.
The Nebraska women's volleyball team just set a world record for the most attended women's sporting event of all time, a match against Omaha that was attended by over 92,000 people:
This is what a fish getting a CT scan looks like:
Anybody?
Puzzle Solving
My daughter got hit by a car just like that in Japan and the driver of the car brought a small gift to her house every day for a month as a way of apologizing.
I can't travel to Florida anymore because the time difference is too much. It's 1950 there.
MAR 14: Pi Day
MAR 15: Ides of March
MAR 17: St. Patrick’s Day
MAR 16: Middle child, left out as usual.
HUMAN BEHAVIOR
Nobody told him he could change gears?
Have you ever fucked a woman's arches before?
If I made a list of places where situational awareness is paramount, being on a javelin field would be very close to the top.
I wonder how many times the ball goes down the neck hole.
That takes a real man.
Did I just see what I think I saw?
S. Korean skater celebrates gold medal loss to Taiwanese competitor by 0.01 second.
The origin of trust issues...
Undertrained Dogs Are Dangerous
Plain Hamburger
Superb Knife Making
Simon Beck decorated the Alps with stunning mathematical drawings, created by running in snowshoes across freshly laid snow.
11 comments:
^^A7^^
When it comes to property valuations everybody here does what trump did including the legal profession and it's not an issue. Get three independent external valuations and ask for them at the lowest or highest end of the spectrum. Use those for your own best financial outcome.
^^B2^^
Gonna taste shit like very large lobsters do. Not good for eating.
^^C7^^
But you can't even see what's happening.
Anybody?
^^C8^^
https://healthimaging.com/topics/medical-imaging/computed-tomography-ct/denver-zoo-ct-scan-angelfish
Nobody told him he could change gears?
^^D1^^
1. He's spinning on ice.
2. How do you know the bike has more gears?
^^D3^^
It's hard to have situational awareness with one eye closed and the other looking through a camera viewfinder. Cameramen get into a lot of accidents due to this, part of the job.
^^D6^^
That's an accident waiting to happen, it's not a matter of "if" but "when"
Puzzle Time
He worked around the clock.
^^A5^^ I saw that some 50 years ago. Great fun to watch it on a big screen in a darkened theater with about 100 other people, many of whom are high on various substances. Way more exciting than watching on a small screen by yourself. I recall at least 5 people throwing up immediately, and lots of people leaving in a hurry. "Un Chien Andalou" is the name of it, a short from 1929. Weird little movie. No surprise, that's the only bit of the movie I remember.
A1- Why does superstition need to be "eliminated"? Just live with it, they may be right and you may be wrong...
B4 - needs viagra
B9 its a NEW fabric plane. Annual STOL (Short Take Off/Landing) competition
puzzle around the clock
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