FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
I don't stand in lines anymore, but a woman told me that she went to the cable office and there were 46 people in front of her. There was one young lady in one window to answer all the questions.
And getting customer service on the phone is equally problematic.
Those are just some of the problems with monopolies.
*Viewer Contribution
And...
All things Ralph...
I do the same with my nutsack.
Lately, I just tuck them into my socks.
Your chances of being seduced by a monkey are low,
but never zero
Some take a more direct approach...
And...
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
And...
*I really enjoy making those.
I don't trust anyone who drinks sparkling water.
EARNING A LIVING
Think of how much practice that takes.
Speaking of...
My first wife would get so nervous before piano recitals that she would throw up then during her performance her legs would shake violently.
Not a safety rope in sight.
I think they have done that before.
Many restaurants invent a gimmick.
But that does look delicious.
Speaking of...
Puppeteer
That looks just like what my puppeteer friends did.
Thank you, Joe.
Being trapped at Burning Man seems almost as bad as being trapped in a conversation with someone who went to Burning Man.
And then the Atlanta Airport designers were like "And what if we had them run five miles?"
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
That's not their first rodeo either.
Look at those jaw muscles.
Wow!
That background looks painted - like in a zoo.
I've shown you this happening with river ice but I think this is a floating bog or whatever you call it.
Walking Man is a 1995 sculpture by Jonathan Borofsky, standing 17 meters (56 ft) tall and weighing 16 tonnes (35,000 lb). It is located on the Leopoldstraße in Munich.
Guess what this is.
A "jacket potato cooker" to sit on top of the log burner.
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I used to cook potatoes in the fireplace by wrapping them in two layers of aluminum foil and then sticking two very large aluminum nails into both ends. The nails got very hot and transferred the heat to the center of the potato.
Someone put a lien on his house...
That's back when they had a human being whose job it was to make sure your shoes fit.
When I was a kid they actually x-rayed our feet wearing the new shoes to make sure they fit.
Sadly, I've become much too old to even consider nature photography.
Shape Shifter
"Go on, get!" is probably one of the most cutting things you can say to an animal.
While we sleep our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them.
LESS THAN OPTIMAL
HUMAN BEHAVIOR
I didn't even know that was legal.
Little pieces of warning tape just don't cut it.
The dad’s first reaction was to smack Cinderella Boy.
I've mostly weaned myself from political content unless it's funny.
Speaking of...
Health Insurance
This next one really doesn't fit in this section but it didn't fit in any of the other sections either.
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Blindness
I listened to a documentary about blindness and deafness and they posited that deafness was worse. We all experience temporary blindness when the lights or out, in the forest on a moonless night, or even when we close our eyes. But we never experience total quiet and they said it is very disconcerting.
9 comments:
Puzzle time: slow cooker
A5: I approve this message. Raul
Puzzle Time
Slow Cooker
Puzzle… Slow Cooker
Puzzle Time = Slow Cooker
B1: I bet that filthy Fucker has been picking his ARSE!
B2: Giant Mirror? Lol
B4: "And now your 'Stradi-fiddly-ous', is worth about 2 quid!"
C11: Top picture looks like it was to measure for a condom at the same time.
C14: That's the Zookeeper's Cock. He's got VERY good eyesight.
D4: If the Penalty is given during the normal course of the match then That is perfectly legal (ALL players other than the penalty taker and the goalkeeper must be at least 10 yards from the ball when struck by the penalty taker((Who can't touch the ball again until ANY other player has touched the ball)). If it's in a Penalty shoot-out, then the only other player that the ball can touch other than the Penalty taker (Who can only touch the ball once) is the Goal keeper. It sounds way more confusing than it really is. :)
D7-But Hillary destroyed 23,000 e-mails without any punishment.Your nation is totally biassed against one party, and covers up all the crimes of the other.
Dear Mike,
I would feel much safer if Trump had deleted all the Top Secret documents.
RH
^^B8^^ I think one of those paces had to close down and get rid of their "train" because people kept getting food poisoning from unhygienic patrons handling the food.
^C12^ I beg to differ. You could get some cool stuff in your back yard if you look for it. https://flic.kr/p/2p4toXV
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