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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, February 22, 2024

THURSDAY #5538

 One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE


That is how children learn physics.

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I would bet money I would do the same thing.

Seriously, I know a blues bass guitarist with a bad back and long gigs would fuck him up. He got one of those and it solved his back problem.

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Cause, you know, racking balls is just too hard.

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I bet cavemen children did that with vines and shit.

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My latest project requires me to apply a sealant to the caps on test tubes.

I put the test tube in the drill and applied the paint perfectly while it spun.

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My years behind the bar allowed me to watch just how stupid drunks can be. And I couldn't get angry because I caused the metamorphosis.

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My British friend Danny is a regular contributor to Folio Olio and the least I can do is to attempt to amuse him.

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PART TWO


That turned out much differently than I thought.

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I think that experiencing that at least once should be on everyone's bucket list.

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That must be a wonderful place to live.

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Monks?

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When my wife's grandmother was 99 years old she got really pissed when a 100-year-old man moved into her nursing home because it meant she was no longer the oldest person there.

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Imagine a soccer match played in the forest and you had to navigate around the trees.

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PART THREE


Maybe the door is up there so when the snow gets really deep.

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That's my friend Danny in the middle.

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This is the fourth charger I've had to buy for my Mac, which I find inexcusable.

The dark areas are raw wire. It's worked like that for two years.

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A tutorial for what?





6 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^B5^^
Lübbenau, Germany.
https://en.ibnbattutatravel.com/europe/the-ultimate-lubbenau-germany-adventure-13-exciting-cafes-to-explore/

Anonymous said...

Monks?
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No. Thimphu Red Pandas baseball club playing baseball in front of the Buddha Dordenma statue in Thimphu, Bhutan

Spam4phil said...

puzzle - Squat lift?

billr said...

^^C1^^ In upstate New York and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan they will get enough snow to make this a useful option. This year for example, large areas of the Great Lakes are not freezing over, causing high lake-effect snowfalls.

Ralph Henry said...

How to pick up girls.
RH

Anonymous said...

C3: I believe I'm looking at the Fibonacci series represented by recursive arrangement of an apartment. FYI- Golden ratio.

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