FOLIO OLIO: WENESDAY #5537

One Of My Very Own

Three viewers have sent me selfies to use in OOMVOs. I much prefer to use them over the strangers in the stock images I find to support my captions. I have had a ball using those images from viewers and encourage all of you to send me one. But all I need is your head and I'm in dire need of profiles...with the background removed if you know how to do that.

Many people think that I use Photoshop but all I have is PowerPoint and it only has about six buttons rendering it very limited as to what I can and can not do. The matching of colors is exceptionally challenging.

Also, no thought was given as to which face to attach to which caption except whether it would "fit" or not. But as I told one of the contributors, they may want to buckle up because it's going to be a hell of a ride because they are not all flattering...

This first one is an example of what's to come.

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*Note that it is a true story from my bartending days. This will be an ongoing theme.

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PART ONE

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I hope in my next life I come back as a dog

so my pills will be coated in peanut butter.

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The belt buckle rule changes if you do that.

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There is no doubt that I would do that.

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My brother was chief of maintenance for a whole squadron of those things in Alaska of all places.

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*You see what I mean about my inability to match the color of the added face?

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*That contributor's face was not of adequate quality but I did all I could do. If you know how to use AI to correct it I would appreciate it.

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PART TWO

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I once saw a sign very similar to that. The husband ran off with his secretary and she sold everything he owned - or just gave it away. I bought a 6'x6'x6' stack of granite blocks for $100. They now line my driveway and flower beds. I think of that guy every time I get in my car.

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PART THREE

Relics interest me. We have an ancient clay note from a man complaining about the copper he purchased yet we are supposed to believe that we just lost all the broken pieces of the stones upon which God himself wrote the Ten Commandments. I call that a plot hole.

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