SATURDAY #5575

 One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE

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When we were in college my wife had a job at an upscale restaurant. Once she spilled water in a man's lap and without thinking grabbed a napkin and began to scrub his groin.

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I know a professional comedian who got something thrown at her on stage. I have never seen a woman so angry.

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"That away."

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All those years running a bar I have seen shit like that countless times.

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How do you suppose they know it was a weight?

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PART TWO

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Anybody?

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I smile when I think about how much time I've spent in trees.

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I'm a head scratcher.

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PART THREE

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I would like to think "fair".

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Floor Fear

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Dog Puppet

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English

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Fish Guide

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