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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, May 3, 2024

FRIDAY #5609

 One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE

I laughed out loud at how comically tiny her feet appeared.

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In their homes a woman expects her husband or boyfriend to ogle exposed flesh.

But when she wears the absolute legal limit of skimpy clothing in public...

They get angry if a man looks at the wrong fleshy bits.

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My wife howled with laughter at this...

She understands absurdity.

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A member of my mural crew got pulled for going 85 in a 35 zone - 50mph over the limit! It was 2am, and the roads were deserted in the middle of nowhere in rural Georgia. He started breaking at the 35mph sign but by then it was too late. I offered to pay his fine since he was "on duty" but he wouldn't let me.

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*Extra credit for anyone who recognizes that woman.

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*BTW: I have waged war on stock faces off the internet. But don't read too much into whose face I use. Most choices are simply which head fits the body I have.

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PART TWO

I ran across a huge collection of clips titled "SAVES". Enjoy.

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Is that real?

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PART THREE

*MNBT

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I'm not sure what happened there.

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You answer says a lot about you.




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that real?
^^B10^^

You're not serious? Fake.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time

washrooms, mushrooms

washrooms gets the most scrabble points

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU_jZDDA8yo

Hilarious, how are people supposed to remember all this.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle, Mushrooms or Washrooms. I like Mushrooms too take me to space and even on my pizza. -Armando

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Armando,
I sure would like to include you in some of my OOMVO. I think you should send me a headshot.
RH

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klJBwnBHET8

Anonymous said...

[A5]
I think that women dressing however they choose is both ethical and fundamental to personal liberty. But haters gotta hate, and modesty shaming has long been an effective control of women.
It sounds like some incel bullshit, but I'll say it anyway:
I sometimes wonder if many women are not so much angry that "a man looks at the wrong fleshy bits", but rather that the wrong man looks? I.e. any man they don't want looking.

Puzzle time:
WASHROOMS
The answer cannot be "MUSHROOMS", as the first "M" would have been revealed simultaneously with the second. However, it is justifiable mistake for anyone who doesn't know how the game show works.
What does this say about me?

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A5 Anon,
What a wonderful comment. It's viewers like you that make it all worthwhile.
Not to belabor the point, but if I wore my pants in such a way as to reveal part or my penis and then got angry at you for looking at it, how would that make you feel?
RH

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