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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

TUESDAY #5627

 One Of My Very Own

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 Mike, are you still with me? I've missed you.

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PART ONE

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????

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I think that's one of mine that I found on a major image site but I wonder why they rearranged the caption.

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We have a huge portion of America who think that saying something makes it true.

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I'll bet you a dollar to a donut that is in the American South.

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Wait until the end...

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PART TWO

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Sure why not?

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My brother-in-law thought the quotes he got from electricians to rewire his house were too high so he studied a book and passed his electrician's exam in one month. He was the guy who fatally crashed his jet into the Mediterranean the first time he tried to land on an aircraft carrier. He was also the guy who left his wife and two children with no insurance because "I don't want to make my wife's next husband a rich man." Gem of a guy.

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"Get your head out of your ass."

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PART THREE

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Band playing in prison.

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Why would anyone design a map with Antarctica shown that way? And why include it at all?

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Awkward phrasing.

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I tried to make it more legible and still can't tell what it says.

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In my neighborhood, we just drive through this...

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15 comments:

Eric Smitt said...

We have a huge portion of America who think that saying something makes it true.
^^A4^^

Correct, shit like men can get pregnant, I identify as an attack helicopter.

Anonymous said...

My brother-in-law thought the quotes he got from electricians to rewire his house were too high so he studied a book and passed his electrician's exam in one month.
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Where I live you can't do that I found out, even if you have a 4yr Electrical Engineering degree. In order to become a certified electrician you have to attend a trade school, do the exams and do a rigorous practical trade test for each level of certification. Trade school will be a minimum of 18 months.

Anonymous said...

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I'll bet you a dollar to a donut that is in America.

Anonymous said...

^^B10^^

My friends mom was a piano teacher and organist, the thing I remember as a kid is that the guy that tuned her pianos drove a Porche 911.

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone design a map with Antarctica shown that way? And why include it at all?
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The map is fucked up with or without Antarctica in it. The closer you get to the poles the more exaggerated the size and distance.

Anonymous said...

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He should go buy a lotto ticket.

Anonymous said...

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It's in Greek and inverted, ie it's a mistake.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time

Buffalo Wings

Anonymous said...

Puzzle - Cock and Bull

Anonymous said...

B4 - Men who do not care about consent also don't care about using a condom. Pointless product IMHO.

Mike probably left like I did because your Blog went from entertaining, funny and thought provoking to a bunch of crapola memes. Sorry, but it's true. I just popped in to see if you put the Blog back to the way it was before you learned to photoshop. Sigh.....

Anonymous said...

A2: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/italy-faces-new-drought-alert-after-another-dry-winter-2023-02-20/

RetRsvMike

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Dissatisfied Anon,
I'm doing the best I can. Sorry you find me lacking.
RH

Suppe said...

#C7
It is in Greek and says Pathei Mathos. First reading could start here:
https://perceiverations.wordpress.com/about-2/some-terms-explained/

Anonymous said...

I think that guy doesn't like your blog because you make fun of his cult leader. Keep up the good work, sir. You owe that bastard nothing.
Hugh Mann

Anonymous said...

C7 Greek- πάθει μάθος = Learn. -Armando

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