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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, June 5, 2024

WENESDAY #5642

 One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE

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Her freckles are aligned.

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One of those days...

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Giving complete strangers access to the controls may not be prudent.

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What do you think this guy is doing?

He's thwarting train passengers from snatching his grapes.

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No greater burden, no greater honor.

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PART TWO

What do you suppose caused that?

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Barbara Bush?

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*Or so I'm told.

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Define "bury".

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I had my students make masks. 

Their inventiveness was impressive.

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PART THREE

That was exactly what the people next door to our beach house saw when my wife and I had sex in an outdoor shower whose walls didn't go all the way to the ground.

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Fools Illustrated

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That's actually pretty darn clever.

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He doesn't look like a guy you want to prank.

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Cop Comeback

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Grinder Autograph

I was so afraid she was going to get her hair caught in the grinding wheel.

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Monkey Do

Very human the way it bumps into the wall and then glares at the wall as if it's the wall's fault.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's actually pretty darn clever.
^^C5^^

They get very hot though which that container is not helping with.

Anonymous said...

B5: Granny had two passions in life... LSD and ducks.
Raul

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: 7
Raul

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