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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, July 20, 2024

SATURDAY #5687

 One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE

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That is very similar to that hedge I saw in Germany that was as high and wide as a two-story house and had all the windows cut out just like that.

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Dalmatians have an affinity for horses and were used when horses pulled pumps.

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I'm assuming instant rejection.

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PART TWO

I look at scenes like that and conveniently forget the bug bites, the splinters, the heat, the hard seating, and the danger of venomous snakes.

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Two people immune to whimsy.

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A friend and I were out in the woods squirrel hunting and he made the statement that his .22 was more deadly than my 12 guage shotgun because his slug was larger. I asked for his attention, aimed my shotgun at the base of a sapling about as thick as my wrist, and blew it completely in half toppling the tree. He had no idea.

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The days of sending huge formations of hundreds of bombers to a single target are over because we have nuclear air-to-air missiles that will blow all of them out of the sky with one shot.

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PART THREE

She looks exact like my daughter when she came home on leave. She served for 8 years and saw the world. Four of those years were in war zones where she got hazardous duty pay.

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"My eyes are up here."

"Yeah, but your boobs are down here."

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I'm still amazed that sobriety came to me so easily.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time. Cock suckers.

Anonymous said...

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