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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

WENESDAY #5670

 One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE

My friend "fixed" the trucks toting huge redwoods.

I wrote that cutting down redwoods for lumber made me sad and a commenter accused me of not liking renewable energy. I like seafood but I wouldn't eat a sperm whale.

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I live in constant fear of falling...again.

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Everybody has a "system".

My sister told me that my brother-in-law had a system and won money on the slot machines every single time he played them. Come to find out he played a machine that accepted credit cards and he did cash out chips every time but she never got to look at his credit card bill.

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I like things like that.

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PART TWO

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Many people stop their fall with their face.

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PART THREE

My friend had over an hour's commute every morning and much of it was stop-and-go traffic. He could have learned to play a musical instrument.

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Gynecologist of the Year Award?

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I seem to remember that those suits allow them to come down at a 45-degree angle.

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That's a hell of a contraption just for that.

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These two clips have something in common.

And...

Completely blank walls with no art at all.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time: Zodiac Killer cipher. They're all unsolved.

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