SUNDAY #5716

One Of My Very Own 

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PART ONE

Warm enough for no pants and yet you have a fire?

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I was one of those people who rarely drank too much - I just drank a little bit all the time.

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Eisenhower said that the two things that won the war were the M1 rifle and the 2 1/2-ton truck. The jeep was probably a close second.

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A man once told me that all college-educated people did was memorize a bunch of stuff to parrot back on tests and that didn't make them smarter than him. Yeah, they memorize stuff like how to move a human heart from one body to another or send a spacecraft out of the solar system.

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Patriotism Illustrated

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PART TWO

Think about what aliens would eat.

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BACKSTORY!!! I DEMAND A BACKSTORY!!!

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I had the misfortune of watching the ugly metamorphosis that alcohol causes.

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I think designers of swimwear are doing to the vagina what they have already done to the buttocks - just put a cord in the crack.

BTW that is a most unappealing pose.

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PART THREE

A lawyer made them do that.

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Then design it so it can't be.

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What is she doing?

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