TUESDAY 6/1/10

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I Lost the Jeopardy quiz last night by 1 point.

The last question was 'Where do most women have curly hair?'

Apparently the correct answer is ' Africa '

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

TRUE: (from an Indian movie) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster and the knife kills the middle one.

Yeah, this will be the saddest thing you'll see today...

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

Rub some dirt on it and walk it off...YOU BIG SISSY!

If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Yeah, THIS is a tree house...

Legally it's questionable. Morally it's disgusting. Personally I like it.

I KNOW this is corny...but the imagery of that little chick with a pencil...well...

Gun don't kill people, people kill people...guns just make it a whole bunch easier...which I can only assume is the whole point.

I can only assume this is in East LA. (for SW and JP)

A JOKE FROM RUSSIA:

In the Soviet Union an old man goes to the butcher shop for meat and after standing in line for hours the butcher says, "We're out of meat." The old man yells, "I'm a worker! I am a proletarian! I am a veteran of the Great Patriotic War! And now you tell me you're out of meat?!? What kind of system is this?! You are a bunch of thieves!" As he steps out of the shop Josef Stalin comes up to him and says, "Comrade, comrade, not so loud. In the old days you know what we used to do if you said such things." Stalin makes a pistol with his hand and points it at the man's head. The old man goes home and his wife says, "What's the matter, are they out of meat again?" The old man says, "Worse than that. They're out of bullets."

( my question is: Why would the old man think that this was a BAD thing?)

One of my very own...

Which reminds me...There are many people in this country who condemn the genital mutilation of little girls by some societies while AT THE EXACT SAME TIME MUTILATING THE GENITALS OF THEIR OWN SONS.

(I would love for someone to take a stab (no pun intended) at explaining the logic of this to me.)

And lastly, the GUY PART....

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