CAPTAIN'S LOG, STAR DATE ONE, TYBEE ISLAND, GEORGIA
The first thing that went wrong is that the Garmin GPS lady got pissed and wouldn't talk to us anymore at a most crucial and confusing intersection. We ended up driving west for an hour before I realized the sun was in my eyes and Tybee Island in on the east coast.
Met a fat, boisterous Ukrainian man wearing nothing but a Speedo and an eyepatch. Actually, I didn't "meet" him...he chased me down the street. I feared he found me attractive.
Drank a beer that was established in 1948 and it looks like no major renovations have been allowed to mar the ambience.
Ate a breakfast called the "Grill Cleaner" that just about put me in the hospital.
NOTE: My posts will be curtailed from time to time due to my lack of research time to cull the gems from the slag and also the anticipated lack of internet service in the backwaters that my wife and I prefer.
Caption this...if you dare...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
"I think I had amnesia once."
The site said that these are not shopped....I believe her.
"Two American tourists were kidnapped in Yemen. Yemen? Who in their right mind would vacation in Yemen?"
Yeah, this is kind of like what my vacation is...
TRUE headline: Texas cops mistake actual weed for marijuana, spend hours doing yard work. There were accompanying photos, but it's easy to visualize.
I bet men find that a whole bunch funnier than women. Wait...that doesn't sound right. But if I add the word "do" to the end of the sentence it sounds awkward.I know this is silly...
...but it was just too damn silly not to share.
Let’s go to Greenwich and stand with one foot in the Western
Hemisphere and one foot in the Eastern.
But, of course, you realize that it is totally arbitrary...but still impressive.
I mean, DAMN, ya'll!!!
TRUE: In New York at the end of the last century, you could rent a gun by the hour.
And I found this very interesting. While on Google Maps looking for a way across Florida, I happened upon this. Right in the middle of the map is a town spelled in Arabic. Look for yourself: (at least I think it's Arabic...Lara?)
Lochloosa Lake, Hawthorne, FL 32640
Link: <http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Lochloosa+Lake,+FL&sll=29.694614,-82.237473&sspn=0.40083,0.476532&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Lochloosa+Lake&ll=30.073105,-82.694092&spn=0.040258,0.044203&z=14>
One of my very own...
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