FREE LINDSEY LOHAN

(just kidding)

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I say putting a lightning rod on a church steeple is the height of hypocrisy.

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This is kind of like dividing by zero...only less violent...

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My young friend saw a young woman and told me that he would bang that like a screen door in a hurricane.

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Just remember, the next time you drink too much and pass out, your drunk ass will be plastered all over the internet for the amusement of others... __________________________________________

HOPS: Good for what ales you.

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There is a supersize joke in here somewhere... ___________________________________________

GAY TEST

If you noticed the belt buckles, I have some bad news for you.

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Those zany college kids... ___________________________________________

Losing a pissing contest...IN PUBLIC! __________________________________________

Beautiful...juxtaposition of old and new... ___________________________________________

THIS MAN IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT MAN TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND SIRE MY GRANDKIDS!!!

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One of my very own... And another one of my very own... __________________________________________