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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, July 9, 2010

FREE LINDSEY LOHAN
(just kidding)
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I say putting a lightning rod on a church steeple is the height of hypocrisy.
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This is kind of like dividing by zero...only less violent...
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My young friend saw a young woman and told me that he would bang that like a screen door in a hurricane.
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Just remember, the next time you drink too much and pass out, your drunk ass will be plastered all over the internet for the amusement of others... __________________________________________
HOPS: Good for what ales you.
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There is a supersize joke in here somewhere... ___________________________________________
GAY TEST
If you noticed the belt buckles, I have some bad news for you.
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Those zany college kids... ___________________________________________
Losing a pissing contest...IN PUBLIC! __________________________________________
Beautiful...juxtaposition of old and new... ___________________________________________
THIS MAN IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT MAN TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND SIRE MY GRANDKIDS!!!
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One of my very own... And another one of my very own... __________________________________________

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