If beer and women aren't the answer, then you are asking to wrong questions.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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DUCT TAPE: Turning "No! No!" into "Mmph, Mmph" since 1943.

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There is a joke about ugly here somewhere... ______________________________________________

Modern fairy tales do not begin with Once Upon A Time, they begin with "If elected I promise..."

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HOME MADE?!?!?!?! TWENTY YEARS GUARANTEE?!?!?!?!

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I'm old enough to remember when reboot meant it was time to dress for church.

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Clever that...

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This was done drawing into the dirt on the door...not fucking bad.... ______________________________________________

The bike works, but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON HIS HEAD???? (I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...)

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I'm thinking the guy who wrote this assumed that nobody would read it... ______________________________________________

The Mel Gibson Egg....... ______________________________________________

One that looks like one of my own but is not...

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Dear People, one of my readers sent me the above idea (which I think is very funny, although her original was totally black...I like mine better), and I would like to encourage all of you to send me anything and everything that you come across...pictures, stories and jokes. An interesting thing has happened. Since I started my blog, nobody sends me shit anymore. I don't really care why, but I would like to let you know I need some help here. Thank you.

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One of my very own... (the free wine worked out well also...)

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