Vegetarian: Old indian word for lousy hunter.

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YEAH!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT..

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That zany old Hun... ______________________________________________

Dear Women, you might want to click to enlarge and read this... ______________________________________________

Last night I saw a commercial on TV that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.

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My wife and I stayed in a place just like that in Paris. It was an old nunnery that they turned into a hotel. There was a killer heat wave in Europe at the time and there was no AC. So everyone opened their windows and drapes and slept nude. The cool part was that in the mornings you could look straight across into the rooms on the other side...and nobody cared. It was that hot. But my thoughts kept returning to all those young nuns...eyeing the other nuns' nubile bodies as they lay innocently slumbering, glistening in the Parisian ete. And those titillations still make me get all....aflutter.

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Damn I love images like that...did you notice that it was cassettes..

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Alcoholism: The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

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Define "tried"...

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One of my very own... _____________________________________________