Let's take another look at language that amuses me...

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I don't want to shock any of you, but I put the EXACT same weight on this 2012 bullshit as I do the whole multi-headed dragon, badass horsemen, brimstone bullshit stuff.

Honesty...is that what we really want? ________________________________________________

How interesting. One book tells its followers that evil is wine (WINE?) and another book says that evil is money. I say both missed the whole fucking point...but maybe that's just me. __________________________________________________

Yes, I admit it. I have a mustache and if you break into my house I will kill you dead. __________________________________________________

I didn't write this...but I have the same thoughts every once in a while...more often than I would like... __________________________________________________

This guy MUST be a sign painter...nobody would PAY somebody by the letter to do this... __________________________________________________

This is really worth clicking on to enlarge. Our disaster ain't even close to the worse... __________________________________________________

There are now products called "Flying Pasties" that women can wear to spoil the body scanners at airports. They start a $17 and come with breast and crotch styles.

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There's also a thing about stoning people for making mistakes...but I'm actually glad that that one just conveniently faded into......what? Inconvenience?

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And if I may continue, stories can be taken different ways by different people. Some people may think that the story of Eden was about two awful people who fucked everything up for all humankind. But other people may think of the same people as courageous enough to do what they had to do to escape a very boring place and in the process gave us all sex. Wayward Lemmings vs Humanity Patriots...you decide.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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You know, if you could magically give AIDs to every world leader, there would be a cure within days.

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These people vote... That woman needs to be fucked long and hard worse than anybody I've ever met...

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A: You are a retard.

B: No, you are a retard.

A: If I wanted my own comback I would have wiped it off your Mom's chin.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

(I found that VERY funny)

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WalMart is putting non-removeable sensors in all the underwear they sell to keep track of their customers. How very interesting.

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One of my very own... ___________________________________________________