This has got to be one of the strangest photos I've seen in a long, long time.

OPTIONS:

A: She was caught trying to conceal and steal a chicken.

B: She is in some pain and, like a steak to a damaged eye, is seeking relief.

C: We don't really know where the other leg of the chicken is...now do we?

D: She is crazy as a shit house rat.

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HOOKERS: Cutting the bullshit out of dating since 5,000 BC.

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White people seem to be rather fond of getting naked in public... __________________________________________________

This is a stone age antler carved into a peculiar shape and scientists aren't certain of it's purpose. Perhaps I could be of assistance. __________________________________________________

Look carefully...those are doll parts whose shadow add up to a figure... _________________________________________________

I've found another gift for my first grandchild, but I'm only going to give it three shades of gray...no need to spoil the little bastard... _________________________________________________

A rose among the fallow... _________________________________________________

Is this what it looks like? _________________________________________________

We all know exactly what she's saying, don't we... _________________________________________________

I guess even very, very rich people like their fish and chips sometimes... __________________________________________________

One of my very own... __________________________________________________