FOLIO OLIO

At 6 minutes and 7 seconds after 5 o'clock yesterday, it was...
05:06:07 08/09/10

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It is so hot down here that farmers are feeding their hens crushed ice so they don't lay hard boiled eggs.

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Be afraid...be very afraid...

This whole stupid war fills me with fantods.

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Your dick is so small, you will never be half the man your mother was.

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TRUE: Another Russian spy.

Her name is Anna Fermanova. She's 24 and works as an English teacher in Texas. She was caught attempting to smuggle a Raptor 4X Night Vision Weapons Sight to Moscow. She'd also been caught trying to acquire multiple other night vision devices.

You're welcome.

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There is a new web site dedicated to catching crooks.

CROOKSTUBE.COM has security tapes from all over the country of crooks not yet caught. I watched a dozen or so and not one featured a white person. It's a fact. Make of it what you wish.

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This device will print edible messages on bread. Just use stylus on touchpad to print or draw whatever you want. And who hasn't wanted to write messages on bread?

Terror is the cocaine of religious zealots.

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Worth the read...

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You have less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

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Several years ago in an unrelated story, a newsman announced that a man's house had been searched for drugs and none were found, but in the house were dead cats in the freezer and pornography. What made me angry about that was the fact that owning porn is no crime (or we are ALL criminals) and none of anyone's business; and I assume freezing your dead cats falls under the same legality.

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There was a headline on CNN that read: MURDERED LITTLE HEADED TEAM

Sounded funny at first, but it wasn't. It referred to Tom Little, the executed doctor in Afghanistan.

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