Regarding the cartoon that I didn't get, I got this from astute reader Abby:

Renew their "vowels"... A,e,i,o,u, & sometimes y!

(I feel like such a cheechako in this whole understanding cartoon thing)

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(These things are being sold folks!)

If this new fashion catches on, I'm going to start collecting man cards...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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"Honey, would you smell my belly button right out here in public? I don't think anybody will photograph us and share it with the whole world." *****

Stealing fruit = Death sentence.....DAMN! *****

As long as there are stupid tattoos, I will keep updating you... *****

I know a guy who skateboards and he thinks this is a GREAT IDEA! *****

Yesterday, I got my Prepartation 'H' mixed up with my Poli-Grip.

Now I talk like an asshole....but at least my gums don't itch.

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Very subtle this... *****

You might want to enlarge this... *****

So, know we KNOW....

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That insane son of a bitch... *****

Sorry, ladies, but I have to throw the men a bone from time to time...

One of my very own... __________________________________________________