SOME VERY WEIRD SHIT

(and I mean that)

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Make sure you read all about this one....I think this shit is REAL!

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( I mean DAMN, ya'll.  How did she get close enough to someone to molest them? If that is not a "Run Away" face, then I have never seen one. )

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(It's a sleeping child you pervert!)

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( Boy shit! He's a fucking MAN!!! )

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WHICH OF THE NEXT FOUR DO YOU THINK ARE TRUE?

#1 - This illiterate "professional" clown was just elected to the Brazilian Congress...And I have an "Elect Alvin Greene" bumper sticker...

#2 - This woman drove 4 hours to shoot and kill someone she had never met because he made a rude comment on the internet....

#3 - This girl has to drink her own brain fluid to stop migraines...

#4 - It was reported in The Times of India, the country's largest newspaper, that this New Delhi man has the longest penis in India...exact measurements were not provided.

Highlight for answer: ( they are all true except for #4. I just made that shit up )

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Okay, this is cool. Someone comes to your door, slides that thing under the door and it automatically pops into a box shape making you think someone has been inside your house.  Written on the package is an advertisement for a security company...

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That guy I found in the Tiger Wood shot from yesterday has gone viral. I guess I was not the only one to notice his weirdness...

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You want weird? I got weird....HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

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(I still have nightmares about that video)

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How to tell for sure that you are on the lowest rung of the tribal ladder...as it were...

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How do you really feel about tobacco, lady?

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"You are in my neighborhood now, bitch!"

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There has got to be an explanation for this....but I don't know it....

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This is so fucking weird, I don't even get it!
Two Jesuses?!? I get the captions and the homosexual rape thing, but where did they get the image in the first place?
Someone leave a comment if you have an insight.

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"But I had to ask for my husband's permission before I could wear this."

(yeah, like Hitler and Roosevelt were brothers in war....just on opposite sides)

DOES......NOT.......COMPUTE....

( Is that a hand towel?.....................I think that's a fucking hand towel! )

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One of my very own....

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