A WASSAIL OF ROBORANT BRICOLAGE
(hopefully it's about people doing funny shit)
Yesterday was 10/10/10, and 101010 in binary is 42. And as we all know, 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. All I thought is that 101010 sounds like a fertilizer.
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If the look on his face doesn't make you smile, then go have another beer...
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The other day I saw some graffiti that read:
ANARCHY RULES!
No, you idiot, by definition it does not.
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DAMN! Find out what she's been eating and Agent Orange the whole crop....please...But this Osbourne child has, in my humble opinion, made a miraculous transformation...
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The other day my daughter asked me, "Daddy, how come the terrorists hate us so much?"It was so sad that I actually got tears in my eyes, I mean she's thirty-fucking-four years old. What kind of a moron did I raise?
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Want to be real famous, real quick? No.Ladies and gentlemen, I present Rupesh Shingadia, aka Cigar Man, the hottest thing on line.
Come to find out he is an English golfer who has a habit of disguising himself when he attends golf tournaments. The mustache was fake, as was his turban. He says his new found fame won't change his life. Good luck with that.
I think the guy is great and would like to meet him one day.
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TREASURED ADVICE: Take credit for other people's farts. Just hear and/or smell it and say, I did that and I'm sorry. Not only will the perpetrator think better of you, but also the next time you fart nobody will believe it was really you even if you confess.*****
Quoth the raver, "Evermore."
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Hitler contemplating the sudden insertion of the Panzi division behind enemy lines...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Her day is only going to get worse...*****
This took me a minute, but then.....*****
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag, then you made her chain too long.
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YOU GO GIRL!
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BUCK OFAMA!
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I'm actually proud of the young people on the internet for being savvy enough to incessantly ridicule Kim, Hitler and Putin. They pretty much have given Obama a pass, which confuses me.
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Google has equipped a car that has already driven around California for 1,000 miles without human intervention. It uses cameras, radar sensors and a laser range finder hooked up to artificial intelligence software to steer. *****
Have you ever done anything so goofy that you needed to tell the internet about it? *****
Who needs rhetorical questions?
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This is what Columbia, South Carolina looked like this morning after our stunning upset of #1 Alabama...*****
Always avoid annoying alliteration.
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Oh, look, another wedding....*****
evolution |ˌevəˈloō sh ən|; noun
the process by which different kinds of living organisms are thought to have developed and diversified from earlier forms during the history of the earth.
That is the definition I got on my online dictionary. The key words here are "are thought to". No, tooth fairies are thought to leave money under your pillow. We have seen the proof, folks, and the proof is us.
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I read recently that 80% of Americans don't know who Madeleine Albright is. Can you believe that! She was so damn good on "Murder, She Wrote".*****
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And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
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When I see someone with a PhD after his name, I always think "Pretty Huge Dick", and then I smile and think.....I don't think so.
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How Personal?
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I would like to think I could hold my own in a conversation with these lads....*****
You can't have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.
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One of my very own...I'm getting ready to buy a camera. I want one easy and not too expensive, but good.
Anybody got any advice?
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1 comment:
I just bought the Kodak Easy Share M530.... 12 mp, easy to use and $80.00. Downfall... rechargable battery / doesn't take widely available AAA's, so prolonged (over 6 hours) single use is out unless you are near an outlet.
...Margaret
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