LET'S TALK FOREIGNERS

These pants and shoes are one.

But notice that the pants are Levi's (US) and the shoes are Converse (US).

Every outlet is an extension cord.

I should have thought of that.

Royalty....I will never understand the whole concept.

This is the way foreigners do it.

This is the way Americans do it.

It's called a handrail, people, and it's a good idea.

Foreigners routinely consume this kind of shit...ON PURPOSE!

( I say give this guy a job in Hollywood )

Robots are cool, but I'll be just good goddamned if I'm going to teach the little bastard how to pee.

This is the way our children submit a science project in America.

This is the way foreign children submit science projects.

As a rule, foreigners are not very funny. 

This man is an exception.

( BUKKAKE - look it up like I had to do )

"There are no homosexual muslims."......yeah, right.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

HE REALLY LIKES HIS NEW JOB!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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IT'S TIME FOR ME TO ATTEMPT TO INSULT EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD!

Do you remember the guy who painted portraits with his dick? Well, I got some negative feedback about that...from men, who don't like looking at other naked men.

So, I'll go after them first.

I love this guy.

( I'm sorry if I failed to insult you, personally. I will try and do better in the future. )

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A FEW THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

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BOOKS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

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CARTOONS OF THE DAY

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Crossword clue of the day
Clue: Makeshift bed
_ O _ _
Sofa, right?!?
WRONG.
Answer: Doss
(look it up)


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One of my very own that ought to insult...

WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,

BUT WILL PROBABLY INSULT...

LATE ENTRY:

Did you know that 4 of the 6 numbers on the latest mega-million dollar lottery (including the power ball) were the same as Hurley's numbers on "Lost"?

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