SOMETHING ABOUT MY WIFE YOU MAY NOT KNOW
May wife brought her obsession with flamingos into our marriage.
I have spent twenty years helping her add to her collection.
The image on the left is a paint by number; the one on the right I purchased on the Left Bank in Paris.
This is a most difficult jigsaw puzzle; a flamingo made up of tiny little pictures of falmingos.
My wife was a little upset that I included her Benefiber; stating: "I don't want everybody knowing I have something wrong with my poop."
Then the other day she said, "I want to redo the kitchen." I asked what she meant and she said, "You know, get rid of all the flamingos and start over."
I refused to have anything to do with it.
CLEVER CROSSWORD CLUE OF THE DAY
Baby bird = stork
( 99 times out of 100 it would have been owlet)
FUN WITH LANGUAGE
ART THAT WE NEED TO GET USED TO
I have stated before that soon there will be no use for books. Artists are already accepting the challenge of what to do with them. These are but a few rather good examples of reuse.
These next books are not meant to be read.
They are for visual effect only.
I like it.
WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...