CARTOONS THAT YOU MAY NOT GET
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There are 200,000,000,000,000 text messages sent every single day.
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There are 200,000,000,000,000 text messages sent every single day.
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China Central Television recently showed footage of what they claimed was an Air Force training exercise, but it was actually taken from the movie Top Gun.
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China Central Television recently showed footage of what they claimed was an Air Force training exercise, but it was actually taken from the movie Top Gun.
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Everything is easier said than done...except talking...that's about the same.
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Everything is easier said than done...except talking...that's about the same.
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God hates the Steelers...it's true...look it up.
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God hates the Steelers...it's true...look it up.
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ZOO: Where the used-to-be wild things are.
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ZOO: Where the used-to-be wild things are.
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PEOPLE DOING THINGS THAT CONFUSE ME
"No, doctor, I don't know why my son is fat."
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An apple a day will keep ANYONE away, if thrown hard enough.
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An apple a day will keep ANYONE away, if thrown hard enough.
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Did you hear about the mountain climber who fell 1,000 feet and when they arrived to retrieve the body the guy was standing there reading a map...TRUE.
Have you ever been so mad that.....
Wife School graduation photo...
Freedom of speech is one thing,
but minding your own fucking business is another.
Things turn ugly (er) in 5.....4.....3.....
Holy fucking shit!!!!
Notice what's in her hand...
"Honey, could you bring me a beer while you're up?"
Would you like to be the recipient of that look?
Yes, he's dashing through a blizzard with an ice cream cone in hand.
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My wife came across this old photo yesterday. I was amazed at the muralist's tan I had...compare it to people in front of us.
I always supply my crew with hats. The one below is for the crew stating MURAL STAFF. I wore one just like it that stated MURALIST. I had others that read EVENT STAFF for my crew and EVENT for me. One the back of all of them it is written DON'T BOTHER ME; since if we were facing the wall, we were too busy to chat.
Additionally, on the right sides of all of my hats was written GOOD and on the left BAD, since I am completely deaf in my left ear.
When I taught I wore an earring in my left ear to give the kids a heads up if they were on my deaf side.
And lastly some silliness....
IN THE NEWS
One of my very own...
WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
AND PROBABLY ARE....
I bet her daddy is real proud.
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