NEWS I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW
134 TONS of confiscated marijuana goes up in smoke.
Have we all lost our collective minds?
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I read a label today that read "Two in One". That's a bullshit term because one is not big enough to hold two. That's why two was created. If it were 2 in 1 it would be overflowing the bottle and be all sticky and shit.
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PEOPLE I FIND FUCKING AWESOME
Let's all drink a beer for all the freedom demanding protesters....oh, yeah.
This woman fucked a president on the sly....
I mean, DAMN!
If you don't know who the guy with the mustache is, it's okay, it really is...
Ask your husband.
What do you think it would be like to KNOW you were the smartest man on the planet?
What do you think it would be like to KNOW you were the smartest man on the planet?
Maybe THE most awesome man in the world...
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If you ever want a good quote to put on Facebook, just go to the bible:
"Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."
(ask all your friends to read that one to their kids tonight)
If you ever want a good quote to put on Facebook, just go to the bible:
"Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."
(ask all your friends to read that one to their kids tonight)
One of my very own...
SILLY WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...
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