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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, April 1, 2011

SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF

Stupid people who get attention pisses me off...


Soccer fakes pisses me off and spoils the whole game...


People who lie to me pisses me off...
Sammy Sosa says he is not trying to look like the late Michael Jackson, nor is he suffering from a skin infection. He also says the change in the color of his skin is not the byproduct of his alleged steroid use.

People who tell me there are some things I am forbidden to joke about pisses me off....


People who make the all too easy fat jokes piss me off...
I know that you Folio Olio viewers are much too sophisticated to laugh at such things...


Bras piss me off...

...So let 'em hang out there naturally.


It pisses me off that when we age we forget to play...


It pisses me off that the future we were promised was bullshit....


Religious nutcases piss me off...


All religious nutcases seem to pick and choose what parts of their holy books to obey, and those are the ones that fit neatly into their own prejudices....

Islam has parts that demand peace and kindness and other parts which demands cruelty....some pick the worst part.
And that pisses me off.



But it pisses me off that Islam and/or foreigners are not the only ones to fall for this self-serving bullshit...
(RHYMIN' FOR HER HYMEN)

Religion is so fucked that the person being fucked and the person doing the fucking BOTH think god is on their side.

Brainwashing children pisses me off...


And just like the kid above, this guy learned from his father that his actions are the way god meant things to be....and that pisses me off...


It pisses me off that America is so fucking smug that we will shoot ourselves in the foot...


It doesn't piss me off that companies fuck us at every opportunity, it pisses me off that we stand by and allow it...


The government's denials of my rights pisses me off...
But think about the people who NEED this shit...
A "DIRECT ANTITUMOR EFFECT" and yet we ban it because....because....I dare one of you to tell me why this innocent weed is illegal. Who started it and on what evidence? Nobody knows. It was just made a law by people we don't know, for what reasons we don't know and no one has the guts to just call it what it is....insanity.


...And I'm hardcore on this. I say if I guy wants to fuck a goddamn chicken, marry three consenting women, eat dirt, kill himself, etc, etc, etc, then what the hell gives the government the right to tell him he can't?


You know the rich buy politicians so they will pass laws to make them both richer. They know you know they buy politicians. The politicians know you know. You know they know you know. It pisses me off that we sit at home writing blogs and shit and let them get away with it.


PETA pisses me off, but not because they want us to all turn into Vegans...that is actually a pretty smart move. What pisses me off is taking a good idea, then going just too damn far...like condemning medical research on rats and shit...


Speaking of animals, I hate bull fighting, but not why you think. Killing the animal is not my concern....torturing the motherfucker prior to some prissy bitch stabbing it before it bleeds to death does piss me off. I say, quit stabbing the bastard from padded horses until it can barely stand, and just let the guy go out there mano to mano....


Dentists piss me off, that's why I have boycotted them for two years.


Paying a grown man to stick his finger up my ass every year pisses me off...


That they didn't have these things when I was in college pisses me off...


This motherfucker pisses me off and I don't even know why...


That I picked a traditional wedding invitation instead of something as cool as this one pisses me off....


Americans in stupid wars pisses me off. I say pull all troops home from South Korea, Germany, etc, etc, etc, and let them SEAL OUR FUCKING BORDERS!!!!!


One of my very own....


WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY AREN'T....
Remember Ladies....Camping in the woods = Nudity
...It's like a rule.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

An interesting medical fact about marijuana...
There are several different types of "opioid receptors" in the brain and throughout the body. They are called opioid receptors because...well..they were first identified in the lab using opioid compounds like morphine. It wasn't until later that we discovered the body's own morphine..."endorphins, enkephalins", that we began to understand the whole pain control system better.
Enter marijuana...there are receptors throughout the body, including the brain and cadiovascular system, that are called cannabinoid receptors. Why?...well...they were discovered by using marijuana extracts. Not too many years ago, researchers found the body's own cannabis..."anandamide". The normal physiological properties of anandamide are still being determined but include effects on seizures, nausea, appetite stimulation, blood pressure control, and many others. These receptors are all over the body.

Bruce

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