FOLIO OLIO: THE NAUGHTY BITS...ALWAYS A CROWD PLEASER

I'm rather proud of this post...enjoy.

Let's begin with.....

MEN AND THEIR PENISES

Men are very proud of their penises...

We like to compare the size of our dicks with that of lesser men...

I read a clever crossword clue today.

Foot-long container.......................shoe.

We pull that thing out whenever possible...

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public....well, some of us.

When I saw this advertised, I cringed.

This item will never be allowed in my house...

When men see things like the next few examples,

we giggle like school girls...

One reason we are proud of our closest friend is the amount of abuse it can tolerate...

Look at that bitch!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The logic in this is immaculate...

MEN AND THEIR BALLS

MEN DOING....ODD THINGS WITH THEIR PENISES

Life is like a confused teacher. First it gives the test, then it teaches the lesson.

If weed is ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials.

Can't afford a doctor? Go to the airport. You'll get a free x-ray and breast exam, and if you mention Al qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

MEN AND THEIR BUTTS

If you don't know what "Toss My Salad" means,

allow me to give you a hint...

What does one black man call one white man? Your honor.

What do ten black men call one white man? Coach.

What do a hundred black men call one white man? Warden.

What do 100 million white men call one black man?

Mr. President.

This was during the London riots...

When I'm driving and see a cop, and I'm not speeding, I haven't been drinking, I have not drugs in the car...I always smile and wave at him like we are long lost friends.

Jeeeeeeeeez!!!

I don't always use the metric system, but when I do, I'm buying drugs.

DOING THE NASTY

"Go away, this is nun of your fucking business!"

TRUE: They have invented a new straw that changes colors when it comes into contact with GHB or The Date Rape Drug. (GHB is also called Georgia Home Boy)

I'd like gangsta rap more if it wasn't all about killing people like me.

WHAT THE FUCK DEPARTMENT

Study this image. There is something very odd about it. Highlight below if you can't find it.

[ there are two black eight balls on the table ]

If people could read thoughts, they would never get on an airplane with me.

Someone please explain this to me...

Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow.

WOMEN AND THEIR BREASTS

If women ruled the world there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

Dear women, If you dress like this...

And you catch a male doing this....don't be surprised, and you sure as shit have no right to get pissed off.

We have genes that make us do that shit...

And this is just plain silly. What she is trying to tell us is that women can hang their breast out whenever they want, but I pull out my scrotum in Walmart again I probably won't get another probation...