I don't believe this, but it's cute anyway....
All individually designed from real people. Amazing.
Go down a water slide when it isn't wet, and you'll understand the importance of foreplay.
Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means.
There were spies everywhere during WWII...we had them, they had them. One of their missions were to identify ships leaving port. This made that task infinitely more difficult.
Latinos for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid.
When I say "I hike", I really mean I do a shit load of drugs in the woods.
I've never understood why they record my call for training porpoises.
Wouldn't you just love to see the look on that little prick's face if shown this. Makes you smile don't it?
I'm I the only one who realized that the same wall the T-Rex climbed over in Jurassic Park is a 100 foot drop off?
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
She's such a whore....
If you've never been naked in the surf....why not?
TRUE: The other day a friend of mine was bragging about his grandson: 3.95 GPA; Magna Cum Laude; scholarships; awards; etc.
I waited for him to finish, then said, "But the question is, is he going to use his knowledge for good or evil?"
I have not a hint.....
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TRUE: Read an interesting article concerning American hygiene. "The American standard of clean is arguably the highest among any nation. We espouse a level of cleanliness that is ostensibly so effusive that it's often ridiculed."First, for the sake of argument, let's forget about people who are sweaty, soiled, greasy, etc.
Most people in America live an air conditioned house, get in their air conditioned car, drive to their air conditioned office, go out to an air conditioned restaurant, then reverse it to come back to their air conditioned home and sit on your ass in front of a computer or TV until it's time to sleep.
Question: Do these people need to shower every fucking day? Do they need to change clothes every fucking day? They don't get dirty, or sweaty.
It's all so alien to me. With the use of deodorants and colognes, we couldn't stink if we wanted to.
My wife showers every day, then slathers moisturizers to her body soon after. Does this make sense?
I posit that you bathe every day for no other reason than the old dreaded...."That's the way I've always done it."
I have mentioned prior, the turning point to this mania was the invention of A) indoor plumbing, B) radio.
Soap companies wanted to sell you soap, so they bought almost all the ads on radio and convinced your mother that "decent" people bathed every day.....a pure fabrication.
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Would somebody try this and tell me if it works...
Borrow you kid's earphones.
The title of this is "Her Smoke Rose Up Forever".
The title of this is "Her Smoke Rose Up Forever".
Okay, I will admit it...many black urban males appear threatening to people like me.....and I think they practice it in front of a mirror.
And this from a black male....
And this man, in his neighborhood, is not ostracized....
I know the trap I have just laid for myself, so cut me just a little slack....
You think this is an omen of things to come?
(omen of things to come....is that redundant?)
I think Facebook went public because they couldn't figure out the privacy settings either.
I think Facebook went public because they couldn't figure out the privacy settings either.
I have often stated that this whole financial crisis will be over once the real rich people feel seriously threatened....
Go figure....
"She can't fight!" they said, "She's a girl!"
The Darwin rule applies here some place...
Picture voter ID.....everywhere but in US....go figure....
Do any of you know the percentage of overtime penalty kicks that are made instead of blocked? I'm thinking 20% are blocked, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
Just a reminder....
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Is this true?
Crossword: One who rules on the thrown
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I get an email every so often featuring mugshots. Here are a few....
How to know for a fact that you have clicked on a racist website....
I like it....
This is the way my wife and I dance when a great rock and roll oldie is played in a restaurant....we call it chair dancing....
I'm trying to come up with a year and a month for an over/under bet of when the Federal Government rules on this issue...it's only a matter of time....the clock is ticking...
Is there any good news left?
Three interesting photographs...
This is a painting....
Watched a 20 minute video of this woman vacuuming with hose unattached....
SOME THINGS IN THE NEWS
New mural in New York...
I'm bringing back Sunday's Anti-Sermon. I think it only proper to place such posts in one place so that people who have seen enough of them can skip them if they so choose.
2 comments:
I dont think I've ever tried masturbating a large word into a conversation. I would imagine that whomever you are conversing with at the time really isn't interested in what you're saying anyways.
a few things about this post that i like. for one your zingger at the hygiene industry. i for one take 3 showers a week, no longer than 10 minutes. for one i dont have the time to constantly be bathing. now if i work in the yard or hard labor yes ill grab a shower, but bathing everyday is non sense and a complete waste of money and resources.
two the debt post about all th eother presidents compared to the current. i find it awfully fascinating that every time in us history we have been faced with a deep economic rut of sorts, we always spend our way out. for a few reasons: one private enterprise is (and in our current case no doubt) unwilling to hire new people. the great job creators many talk about are not creating jobs. so when thye dont who does? the government. we have tried to slash and burn our way out of this debt crisis and recession. guess what? our one time attempt at this during the greatest economic struggle of the 21st century, has nto worked, if it did we would see the upswing, but we are not seeing the upswing, its stagnant. has obama added to the debt? absolutely. has he added to it more than all the others combined? maybe, but i would be willing to bet people who throw that stat out there never took into account inflation, andrew jackson creating a national surplus (which would set that clock back to zero correct? maybe not) either way, fact is this number of 14 trillion is big beacuse people want to make it big, well guess what thats the number we got, does not matter who, what, or why it got this way, now it is time to fix it, and the easiest way to fix this is put people back to work. you have 16 million people here not working, and not paying into the system. when the system aint got the flow it aint got the mojo. feed the beast and everything else will fall in place
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