THURSDAY 9/13/12

I have no idea why my blog site fucked up the spacing between images and shit, but I'm not going to take the time to fix them all.

Just in case you would like to see the 11 minute film that caused the deaths of our people in Libya.....

And in other news...

By the luck of the draw, I post a bunch of fun with language and awful bodily injury.

Gentle Reader, I present the greatest wife in the world...

CLUE: Perform a body scan on

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[ OGLE ]

This is one angry man...

This is interesting in that no adult parent would dare let their child watch the show, so the dolls are for the adults.

This is a work in progress...a 12 gauge shotgun ammo belt filled with money....

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger.

"Yeah, I'm going to call 911 right after I take a picture of it."

My wife said, "We've been through a lot together and most of it was your fault."

I think this is the moment they were told of the death of their great leader.

The SEND BUTTON is mightier than the sword.

I'm looking for friends who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

2 Girls, 1 Cup

(a love story)

Clever girl.....

The whole point of this country is, if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds, and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me that's beautiful.

Mowing is like shaving the earth.

I'm I the only one who appreciates how easily Elastigirl could give birth?

At midnight all Cinderella's fancy shit turned back into bullshit.....except for that one slipper she left behind. That's not logical.

For my nephew, Jim Reed......

I have gone three whole days without committing a felony.

In the future, people will use bacon as currency.

Speaking of spiders, this is the result of a brown recluse...

This is the way I look when someone tells me they drink a lot of beer.....

Some days there comes a time when no matter what the question is, the answer is beer.

Yes, this is exactly what it looks like...

So.....how to you motivate yourself to even attempt such a thing?

Well played, little guy.....well played.