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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

TUESDAY #1447




I have seen countless artists standing in this exact some pose, wondering what to do next...

I never got into school pictures and hardly ever bought any. After middle school I never went to a graduation. The whole thing just seemed rather silly to me...

One of these days, someone is going to clone a human being. But, sadly, it won't be this guy...
Or this magnificent human being...
No, it will most certainly be someone like these guys...

The "Gay Lean" performed by a master...

Just told that his brother was shot dead...

Before I cook, I always pull down my pants and spank myself with the spatula. It's my little joke on my guests.




This guy is selling his collection of micro-cars...

I try to surround myself with people I find intellectually stimulating. It is getting harder and harder to find such people.



 Death ray...

I looked this up and it's TRUE!!!

Girl sits in airport. Man with very large zoom lens takes her picture, then quickly has it printed on the front page of a newspaper proclaiming that she is wanted by the police and should be considered armed and dangerous. Then a man takes the newspaper and sits directly across from her...
Then a fake TV special reports states the same thing...
The TV even described exactly what she was wearing...
Finally a guy comes out and shows her a new deodorant that will protect you even under stress...
Of course she wasn't the only one they did this to...

Being a student of architecture, I was taught that the reason for stained glass windows was to create an otherworldly ambiance...

 Not one member of either of their families would attend the marriage...they got married anyway...
 I don't think we will ever convince people not to be bigots; we just have to let them die off and breed them out of existence.

I don't know why this depressed me, but it did, seeing how I could only name three of the leafs...
Here we go again...

Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament.



 One of my very own...

See anything odd about this?
With everybody on the planet wanting to (needing to?) recharge their phones and such, this guy made up stickers that look like outlets just to fuck with people.


OOMVO...

I'm fairly certain that gefilte fish is what makes people distrust jews.



When I make my wife mad then tell her to calm down is like shooting someone and telling them not to bleed.


I think reuse is a very, very good idea...

This President's Day let's remember that not all of them were douchebags.


This is my wife when I read the above to her...

Pope sitting on the couch that is in every porn movie that is shot in an office...

I thought about being productive today, then I laughed about it, then forgot about it and took a nap.



Sun photographed through some very special lenses...

TRUE: There was a soldier in WWII who bit off his own infected finger when his captors wouldn't amputate it.


This is supposed to be a perpetual motion machine...

For hotel balconies this would be great...

My wife needs one of these...seriously, what a great idea...

Oops....

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.



Snowing like shit in Venice...
That following an extremely high tide...



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