NEWSY BITS
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Police in the Liberian capital fired live rounds and tear gas on
Wednesday to disperse a stone-throwing crowd trying to break an Ebola
quarantine imposed on their neighborhood.
I wonder what would happen in America if we tried to quarantine a city.
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Videoing police violence is the new
"See something, say something." It's practically a civic duty
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Community Health Systems, which operates 206 hospitals across
the United States, announced on Monday that hackers recently broke into its
computers and stole data on 4.5 million patients. Hackers have gained access to
their names, Social Security numbers, physical addresses, birthdays and
telephone numbers.
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Recent research suggests that tuberculosis spread by seals may
have been responsible for the deaths of millions of Native Americans in
pre-contact America. Tuberculosis is likely to have spread from humans in
Africa to seals and sea lions, who then carried the disease to South America
and transmitted it to Native populations long before Europeans landed on the
continent.
Over and under for the total number of
points scored in next Thursday’s South Carolina/Texas A&M is 57. If you
would like to make some quick money, bet on under. These two teams – on the
first game of the season – ain’t never gonna score 57 points.
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Kind of sounds like Europa don't it.
I like captions. The more absurd the better...
“Evacuate Earth” – a movie about a doomed Earth having to
find another place to live. But who goes on a space ship that can only carry
several hundreds of thousands? Would you? Certainly not me. I am too old. But,
specifically, what have you done or could do that would warrant your inclusion?
Interesting question.
Plus – if your family history is long living. You are fertile. And you have good genes.
Con – if your family tree contains multiple mental
disorders or health maladies.
The perfect candidate…Inuits.
The perfect food…insects…and alga.
Is it okay to pee in the ocean? Yes.
A new study actually proved that...look it up.
A new study actually proved that...look it up.
At 4.4 Trillion (yes, trillion) Frames Per Second, The World's Fastest Camera
Can Capture Chemical Reactions in Progress
The fall of the wall...what a wonderful thing to witness...
Do you remember the sheer joy of the Berliners with the sledge hammers? I was in awe.
I think the reason I found this so earth-shaking is that I assumed that the collapse of the Soviet Union would make this a safer world. The actual result was the birth of my cynicism.
This is the crap that happens when you give everyone free healthcare...
But on the upside, there is hope for this poor fellow...
This looks shopped....
...but it's not...
The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a
dictionary out of order.
I understand exactly how this pistol reloads the next round...
But I have no idea how this pistol reloads the next round...
(after giving that further thought, I think I have it figured out)
You think they practice this in front of a mirror?
Probably.
Today I heard someone say, "Native American Indians."
My friend, a world record holder in the Highland Games...
She has to squeeze the tapering end to hold it up.
At the gym where she and her husband, House, work out, they have some of the old fashion devices....like a very heavy stone.
This is NOT my friend...
At the gym where she and her husband, House, work out, they have some of the old fashion devices....like a very heavy stone.
This is NOT my friend...
Thank god.
There are toxic people that maybe you are the only one
allergic to. To be happy, you have to separate yourself from these people.
Did you ever notice that the word “FAT” just looks like somebody took a bite out of the word “EAT”?
A crab sandwich....
Shellfish...who doesn't like shellfish?
Oh, that's right, the bible.
Oh, that's right, the bible.
Did NASA Capture An Alien And Its Shadow On
The Moon?
Speaking of...
There is no better feeling than being adored for being
exactly who you are. I know this feeling and it's a good thing.
Even as a child I noticed the illogic of this...
And by the way, he missed Superman's head by four feet....at that range.
Now this is a tattoo....
Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited
advice about what you should do when life gives you lemons.
There are people who actually consider salad a food.
Read a fucking book occasionally.
We are all so disturbingly average.
Two Of My Very Owns about relationships...
Who eats tacos like this, Daquan?.....Seriously....
I’m a fan of anything you can smoke or drink at 2am.
I would like to meet the guy who wrote that.
Yes, he did just do that....
No heaven for you, old buddy...that's like rule number one...according to your parents.
I love everything about this painting except for the face...
90% is so fresh, quick, daring and clean, then you come to the modeled face. It's like changing genres in the middle of the stream...as it were.
Speaking of art...
I look at my dog and want to be as happy as he is when I come home.
Photography...
If I could take back 90% of the things I've said, I think
people would like me more.
Flowers...
The trick is to stay alive long enough to cash out.
How to watch the game unmolested...
People make mistakes. It’s part of growing up.
And we never stop growing up.
And we never stop growing up.
"22 year old woman was on her way home when she was mugged. In
the following fight she was stabbed in the neck with a kitchen knife and the
mugger ran away with her bag. What’s more amazing is that due to the adrenaline
she did not feel a thing until she got home and her mother flipped out and
rushed her to the emergency room."
(her mother "flipped out"....you fucking think?!)
Speaking of mothers...
I judge. That’s my hobby. Some people do arts and craft, I
judge.
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